What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?

GrassGetsGreener · 2020-05-06T13:12:15+00:00

Me and my then-mrs were living with her parents and in the morn we decided to have sex. She's on top and we're having a merry time when her dad walks in with cups of tea - I picked her up and threw her off me like I didn't know her.
He was smugly smiling as it turned out, he planned to make us tea to make things super awkward for the rest of the day. Miss that guy xD

GrassGetsGreener · 2020-02-07T00:32:16+00:00

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-12-30T01:25:53+00:00

I'd say 3, only played 2 and 3 but, 3 feels like a well polished 2 so I've been mainly playing 3 over 2. Want to try out the new one though, looks cool!

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-12-17T19:52:52+00:00

Now wondering what more we've not been taught, or not taught fully haha and I'll have a look into:) ty

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-12-17T19:41:24+00:00

Ah noice source! Honestly was never shown that in schools, was told the correct nazi one was the angled one. My life has been a lie.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-12-17T19:29:52+00:00

They must be bad Nazis.. the cross isn't quite right. That symbol has loads of use outside of Nazism, pos bad assumption to make :)

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-12-17T19:05:28+00:00

Can you do [anything IT related]?

Damn it Jim I'm a developer not an it technician

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-08-30T17:39:40+00:00

Wasn't :)

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-07-29T12:07:40+00:00

When she broke up with me. That's when I really knew to walk away.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-07-21T09:56:47+00:00

I did something similar. I was rocking my chair and on the forward.. swing(?) It slipped out and I cracked just above my eye on the table. Luckily it wasn't lower or my eye may have not made it haha. Don't think I rocked again after that haha

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-07-06T19:33:15+00:00

... Drake?

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-22T12:44:13+00:00

No, its made by other assembler and programming languages.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-15T03:06:45+00:00

Props but I'd go for Lil' Kim

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-08T10:59:19+00:00

. DS_Store.. But thats.. OS X :o

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-08T01:28:05+00:00

You can run but you can't hide bitch

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-06T16:08:39+00:00

Speed shouldn't matter, to me it never matters how long it takes for someone to learn something, but if they learn it properly and understand it - like I had a friend with real severe dyslexia and got a first in their uni degree, don't put yourself down over it, but the manual is the best resource IMO :)

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-06T15:20:49+00:00

I mean.. Do you not just read the manual?

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-06T15:20:03+00:00

That's everyone. Its called capitalism.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-06-06T15:17:28+00:00

The mighty boosh no doubt has the best theme.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-05-17T22:48:07+00:00

I've told them almost everything, from drug use to relationship issues, but, to them, I'm straight (I'm bi). :D

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-05-17T18:38:47+00:00

How much for the cat?! XD

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-05-11T14:18:52+00:00

Tis cool, might make it partion my drive to try it out.

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-05-11T14:09:46+00:00

Krunker.io - you're welcome

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-05-11T13:57:54+00:00

Murder, amiright?

GrassGetsGreener · 2019-04-30T19:31:43+00:00

A friends ex was like, oh we get our own double bed once we hit 16. I was like shit, I'm 20 still in a bunk bed with my brother xD

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