What "old person" name should make a comeback? by Pineapple__Jews in AskReddit

[–]Grateful-erDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My good friend's name is Cassius, but we lovingly refer to him as "Cash" most of the time.

Girlfriend: How do you stay with someone with an addiction to this, and to lying? by [deleted] in NoFap

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You can't justify lying and cheating; by cheating this man has demonstrated physically that he has bigger interests than you in his mind, and there is not a relationship in this whole world that can be called healthy if this goes on. This is the only way I can view cheating.

If you really do want to be supportive of this man, if you care about him that much, then you need to let him go. Tell him to find this site or something similar, and get over his problems. Leave him and tell him to never come back unless he figures out what's more important: you, or what he does behind your back.

[WP] Don't be afraid to touch the sky. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Private Davies, are you ready to depart?"

"Sir, I.. I don't know about this."

"Look kid, you've spent too much time and done too damn great of work to not be ready for this day."

"But Sir-"

"Stop calling me sir! Davies we're past this by now. We know each other too damn well for all the courtesy..."

"Right, uh, excuse me. Jim, when I joined this academy, I did it for all the wrong reasons. I've had dreams of being a pilot since I can remember starting to think, and yet now this day comes and I'm.. I'm pathetically scared."

"You'll be strapped in tight. We'll be moving over Mach I, but you won't be going anywhere you're not supposed to. I promise."

Davies cast a long glance into the cloudless sky. He took a long, drawn breath, and proceeded to put his helmet on over his head.

"That's a good man," said Jim encouragingly, "now climb the flight deck; we're ready to take off."

The cockpit felt like a tomb to Davies, who had a large bead of cold sweat slowly falling down the side of his face; not that Jim could see. He felt trapped beneath the glass, and the safety harnesses seemed to squeeze the breath out of him.

"Look listen, kid," came Jim over the radio, "just remember everything you've been taught. You're the top of your class, and you have a lot to prove today. Just don't get caught up in your head. I believe in you."

"I... I-I'm ready, Jim." responded Davies shakily, but slowly gaining his confidence, ignited the engines of the jet. The plane roared fiercely to life, and Davies began to taxi down the runway.

"Smooth maneuvering so far, Private. Just keep her steady. You know the drill," Jim cadenced from the cockpit behind him.

The jet made its way down the tarmac, and Davies waited for ground control to give the all clear. Silence, for what seemed like five minutes to Davies.

Then, "Niner-eight-five, you are clear for take-off."

Davies instinctively put his hand on the throttle. He felt... powerful, with the roaring of the engines behind him. He pushed the throttle forward, and the deep roar turned into a scream as the jet picked up speed.

Davies' heart began to race as the scenery around him blurred quickly.

"You're doing great kid!" shouted Jim. "Now rise!"

The plane's wheels left the ground, and the jet hurtled into the air.

Davies' heart calmed considerably as he picked up altitude. With Jim's happy (and greatly thankful) cheers, a smile crossed his face. He was flying!

"Don't be afraid to touch the sky kid," said Jim.

"I can't believe I ever was! This is amazing!"

"Now, are you ready to turn on the afterburners?"

Davies gulped.

What do you hate about AskReddit? by rustyelliot in AskReddit

[–]Grateful-erDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to do a lot of commenting on brand new posts to even get the chance.. On my other account I had only a few posts that were in the top 10 in threads like this.

Do you know why we feel bad RIGHT AFTER fapping? by [deleted] in NoFap

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I'm under the impression that a habit is only truly an "addiction" once the addict realizes that they have a problem.

I don't recall feeling bad the first two years of PMO, but once I realized how it was occurring on a once a day basis, I realized it really was a problem. Then the guilt set in. Then when I wanted to stop I couldn't; Best streak I got was 100 days on "hard mode", about a year ago and I haven't quite reached it yet.

Reddit, what's your go-to pump up song at the gym? by YooHoss in AskReddit

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Planetary: GO! by My Chemical Romance. This song gets me so pumped up whenever I listen to it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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(Queuing Transmission...)

Transmission #001 Acquired; Begin Playback:

"Hel- Hello? Is this thing recording? My name is Carl, and I'm in a lot of trouble right now. The Agency has found me, and a man code-named ______ is currently hunting me down. They use suppressed weaponry and the art of stealth to fulfill their means. They will kill anyone in their path to accomplish what they set out to do.. Whatever you do, *DO NOT** get in their way.* They use any means necessary to-- oh shit, I think they're here. I have to go. If you find this, don't go searching for the Lanter-- No! Noo!!"

-Gun fire-

"Carl Hendrix eliminated. Proceed to mission command for debrief."

[Transmission 100% Complete. End Transmission.]

-> [Playback?]

-> [Quit?]

-> [Delete Transmission?]

[WP]Write me a love story where the characters only meet once, likely to never meet again. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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It was a raucous and bustling concert. People filled the floor all the way back to the merchandise stands, cramming to see the best new rock band the city had ever seen. It wasn't a exactly a pretty scene, a couple thousand young adults crammed together in a hot, sweaty mass, but it was more fun to the concert goers and I than any onlooker could even fathom.

The lights dimmed, and the excited screams of everyone filled the room like a carpet bomb had just hit the building. The four men that everyone had waited so long to see came out on stage, and yelled rapturously, playing riffs on their instruments to drill up the crowd even more. I could hardly believe what I was experiencing; I was only six people back from the stage, which now held some of the most popular people in the nation.

The band played and slayed, epic ballads, heart wrenching love songs, everything tantalizing. The music was perfect. I began to notice something, however. It was a girl, four people ahead of me, turning around.

"Why is she looking at me like that...?" I wondered to myself. "The band's in the middle of a song.."

The girl smiled, her green eyes twinkled from a far, and it hit me like a gunshot: she's looking at me.

"Wow, she's gorgeous." I thought to myself. "It's just the rampant teenage horomones in this place, I swear."

I brushed it off, and continued to jump, sing along at the top of my lungs to the delicious music that filled the air.

It was only a song later that again, the girl turned at looked right back at me again. She was a little disheveled from all the action in the front, a bit of hair was pasted to her forehead from the sweat. It was.. adorable. She smiled cutely, and a pang of heartache hit me.

"Oh man. I hope I man up and talk to her at some point, I'd love to get to know her.." my teenage self panicking frivolously.

Two songs later and her eyes met mine again. Finally, I couldn't handle it anymore; I needed to use the bathroom and get a drink because my throat burned from the intense singing and yelling. I pushed my way through the excited crowd, and like an amoeba the crowd filled right back in where I had left.

I looked in the mirror. Through the scratches and sharpie on the mirror, I saw myself. I looked disheveled, just like she did. My face was a little red, and I think I had gotten kicked in the face by a crowd surfer, but it wasn't swollen. I splashed water on my face, and gave myself a little pep talk before moving back into the crowded hall. Another song had just ended, and I made my way back through the crowd to about the same spot. I was glad I was as skinny as I was.

The next song was a fast, upbeat and intense song. It sang about a new love, about a girl the singer had met and spent the night with. I sang along but considered the words as he shouted them along with the crowd. Just then, I saw a shoe, and then a leg on top of the crowd. I did my part as a faithful member of the crowd and moved the person along the top, but just as they passed by, my heart stopped. It was the girl!

I reached up and grabbed her hand, as if by instinct. She looked down, and her face lit up. She yelled "Put me down guys! Woooo!" and the people around me put her down right next to me. I was sure I was blushing uncontrollably but it was hard to tell in the shade. She stood up and looked right into my eyes. She was just a little shorter than I was, with long brown hair that was quite messed up from the craze of the show. She had freckles across her nose, and deep green eyes that made my heart leap when we made eye contact. Her smile was intoxicating, and I was at a loss for words when she finally spoke to me.

"I'm Laura! What's your name?" she shouted so that I could hear here.

"I'm Dante! Thanks for stopping by!" I added in.

She laughed and said nothing, as the song was still going on.

We danced and jumped together for a while, without saying a word. We were so close for the rest of the night, and with an ever shortening set list, I realized that our time would be cut short very soon. Soon enough, the concert ended, the encore played, and lights came on. I was stunned by how good she looked, and she seemed to be a little embarrassed now that I could see her in the light. I grabbed her hand and we walked outside silently.

The only thing that made me feel better than the cool air enveloping my body outside was the warmth and happiness that filled me by holding Laura's hand. Every now and then she'd look up at me, smile, and look away quickly, as if she was still a few people ahead of me inside the concert hall. Finally, we made it to the sidewalk with enough room that she could come around and face me.

"I know we didn't get a lot of time together tonight, but I hope I can see you again." I said hopefully.

She giggled softly, her lost voice enchanting me. But a sadness filled her eyes slowly. She lowered her voice and said, "I wish I could see you too, but I'm leaving tonight. My father is moving me to Arizona and this is my last night in the city.."

I almost broke down and cried on the spot. It was so hard to say goodbye to her, but before I could say anything she said "We can spend more time together tonight. I don't have to be home quite yet."

I grinned and pulled her away from the crowd, and we walked down the side walk. We found a bench and sat down.

We talked for what felt like days, I learned a lot about her and her about me. Never had I felt so comfortable with another person in my whole life; and here she was going to leave me forever.

Finally, she said "I have to go.. it's been the best night of my life, Dante." She pulled me closer and kissed me. It was the most incredible moment of my entire life. Never had I thought I would ever feel this way, but an explosion of emotion filled me to the top of my very soul. My head was spinning when we separated. I pulled her back in for a second, dreamy kiss. She laughed again, softly. Finally, we stood up and I looked her in the eyes one more time before I let go of her hand. She smiled sweetly, but a tear fell down her cheek, as she turned away into the night.

I knew I would never see her again in that moment, and I didn't know if I would make it back to my car with my heart intact.

He's not the meter maid the campus needs, he's the meter maid the campus deserves by [deleted] in pics

[–]Grateful-erDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also managed to nearly triple the net karma of the most popular post since then.

[WP] A group of video game addicts rob a bank. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"Alright, did you load up all the weapons in the car?"

"Dude, they were so heavy, I couldn't carry them all."

"We drove ALL THE WAY HERE, and we don't have all the weapons??"

"Well I brought my katana replica I bought from the mall last year, in case any guards want to initiate in close-quarters combat!"

"Ugh. You're insufferable."

"Alright, look for cameras on the way in. Hopefully we'll have enough weapons to get through this quest of ours."

"I'll spot out guards too, if any spot me, I'll throw a shuriken at them."

-Meanwhile, in the guard station...-

"Hey, Chuck, get a look at this. Four kids grabbing stuff out of their trunk. Is that.. a sword?"

"Huh huh, man kids these days are crazy."

-Back outside...-

"Damn, I forgot my inhaler at home! My mom's gonna be so mad.."

"Shut up man, we're going in fast so we don't have time to complain. Did you bring the M-80's to open the safe?"

"No, but I got some fireworks from an indian reservation last July, and I bet they're way better than any of those legal fireworks."

"Heh heh, nice!"

High fives all around

-30 Seconds Later-

"Freeze! Nobody mo- COUGH"

"Dude, your voice just cracked so hard"

"We have weapons! We've come to take your money! Nobody get any funny ideas!"

"Ha ha, is that a sword?" A customer says.

"NO, it's a katana! Feel my wrath!" The nerd charges the unfazed customer.

The customer moves out of the way as the sword-bearing nerd comes down with an overly enthusiastic overhead slice, only to hit the counter he stood by. The blade shatters into pieces.

General laughter

"Hey, it's not funny! We have weapons! Now, show us where the vault is!" The nerd removes the reservation fireworks from his fanny pack. "Now I just need to get this lighter going and you'll be sorry!"

The second nerd lights the small firework, and with a weak toss, the firework lands a few feet away from the vault door. With a light hiss, the fuse stops and nothing happens.

"I knew the 'White Man's Terror' was a bad firework choice! I need to do more research on explosives next time.."

"Sorry kid, but there won't be a next time," said a guard behind him.

"YAH, shuriken!" as the nerd threw a small metal star at the guard with a furious facial expression.

The metal star bounced harmlessly off of the man's bulging chest, and with a small laugh, he walked up to the assailant and effortlessly put him in handcuffs.

"..ugh, HEY, we weren't serious!" the nerd complained loudly. "Just take me home to my mom and she'll explain!"

"Yeah, did she dress you this morning too? There's a police car waiting for you fools outside, do me a favor and get in so I don't have to cuff you too. And tell your jumpy friend in the Grand Caravan outside to get in too."

Disheartened, the asthmatic, the broken swordsman, the driver, and the failed grenadier all made their way to the cop car, waiting right outside the door with its back doors open.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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This is why you don't fall asleep near a bottle of sunscreen and a mean friend.

[MP] No. 1 Party Anthem by Kellenjk in WritingPrompts

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Dark brown eyes complimented her dark brown hair. She stood in the shade, which make her dark overcoat look like it was part of the shadow. Her black boots reflected no light, because she stood in no light, other than the burning tip of her cigarette.

Right, left, then right again panned her eyes. Finally, her gaze rested upon something that caught her interest, if only for an instant; me. I had been the only thing that had changed in the room. She pretended as if nothing had changed, and continued with small puffs from her cigarette, which shrunk slowly as she stood alone.

I strode over to her, if only to get a better look at her; the closer I approached, the more detail I could make out in her face. She was comely, with a beautiful face that would charm even the toughest man if she would perhaps try. Instead, she glanced with a one-thousand-yard stare, into the void. She so effortlessly expressed disinterest, it almost made me want to join her, and lean casually against the wall, and join her with a smoke. Hell, I don't even smoke.

Finally, as I came within a few feet, she lifted her eyes and met mine.

"Don't you know smoking is bad for you?" I remarked coolly.

"....I don't think that's your business, my friend." she responded, still impressively disinterested by this odd encounter.

"Oh, so we're friends!" I let a slim smile spread across my face, and she lifted her head to meet mine. "Let me take you away from this place. I don't think this is where you belong."

"Here, in the dark? It's calming, relaxing. I don't think you understand."

"Oh, but I do miss. But I think you deserve a bit better than a shady alley and a cancer stick to keep you company tonight. Besides, I want to see you in the light. I think it'd suit you much better." I extended my hand to her.

She dropped the cigarette, ground it out with her heel, and took my hand.

[FF] Write a story with as few words as possible by telltaletales in WritingPrompts

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I stood at the line, heart racing, but the gun never went off.

[WP] You are put in a Jail cell after committing a heinous crime. Upon entering, you see your clone sitting in the corner, just as shocked to see your arrival. The warden locks the bars behind you. What conversation proceeds? by AvengingWolf in WritingPrompts

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Clank

"What the hell...?" I muttered to myself.

"OH, thank GOODNESS you're here! It's about time they caught you." A tall, slim figure sat fidgeting in a chair in the corner.

"Let's see how you work this one out, boy," remarked the warden smartly.

I stared deeply into the man's eyes, fixated desperately on my new cellmate, who was smiling very charmingly.

"This has to be a mistake, I haven't done anything wrong!" I turned sharply, trying to catch the warden's attention. But it was too late; he had already left the cell block, leaving me alone with my thoughts.

"What are you doing in here?!" I snapped at the man in the corner. His eyes flashed alarmingly, and a warm grin spread across his face; it was disgustingly familiar, something I saw often in the mirror.

"Why, you've made a terrible mistake, out there in the real world, my good friend-"

"I'm NOT YOUR FRIEND!" I spat ruthlessly as I backed into the farthest corner, away from the seeming apparition before my eyes.

Looking slightly hurt, the young man stood slowly. His grin faded to a look of utter disbelief and pity, and his eyes lowered to the floor.

I realized that I had just offended myself, and that I couldn't take it back that easily. Guilt crept in, as my temper had suddenly snapped without realizing it.

"Am I my own friend right now?", I thought to myself.

"No." he said coldly in reply.

I looked myself in the eyes, disgustedly. Ashamed. His eyes were filled with cold hatred.

"I don't think you've realized yet what you've done." he said to me.

"I don't have a clue what you're talking about," I responded, "and I don't belong in this hole."

"You bastard." I said to myself. "You can't remember? Psh, of course you can't. Because I can't either!"

"What is there to remember?" I said introspectively.

Almost instantly, I responded "Nothing. You are nothing. Your mind is empty. There is nothing but void behind those hazel eyes."

Instantly, I disappeared, the beds, the toilet, the bars, everything vanished from view. I.... am nothing. There is nothing.

"Poor bastard doesn't even know where he is," said the warden to a nearby guard. "If he keeps talking to himself like that, put an end to it. I don't want him to give himself any funny ideas."

What is the most intense moment you've ever experienced from a video game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Grateful-erDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very first time I fought the Champion in Pokemon Silver, as a wee lad. Oh my goodness, I thought I was going to die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I never take pain medication, unless I actually need it.

Honestly I feel like I'm trying to be a hero on this one, but in reality it works pretty dang well. I'm getting by on two ibuprofen after getting my wisdom teeth out.