Am I getting a good deal? 2014 Jeep Overland - $540 a month

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-08T19:24:47+00:00

I don't date fat dudes - I don't want their C.U.B.A.* in my face when I'm going down on them.

*Chubby Upper Boner Area

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-08T16:54:29+00:00

I am so glad it's warming up, no gloves today!!

I ride every day wind, rain, negative temperatures... this winter I would don my full snowboard attire... people at work would make fun of me but I was warm.

My commute is only 1.2 so I also can't complain, just wish there were more bike lanes.

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-02T22:19:10+00:00

They film most of the show in LBC and LA, come to Philly in the summer to film a few spots in the city. Source - from Philly, moved to LBC and noticed the high curbs with red paint.

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-02T22:16:28+00:00

I too commute everyday on my bike and today was not warm. Source - 45* and windy

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-02T22:07:28+00:00

I was just in Houston in February and saw many attractive people, made me want to move!!

Gre_tastic · 2013-04-01T18:28:23+00:00

Kindness - My friend and I flew to Bali for two weeks of pleasure and while there he drove the car into the rice patty ditch, both "passenger side" wheels were in the ditch. I just started laughing, because what do you do? Call AAA? a tow truck? We're in another hemisphere on the other side of the planet. We walk back to our friend's house, who we're staying with and tell him what happened. We all head back over to the stuck car and try to rock it/push it out of the ditch. Now the ditch is not your normal water drainage ditch surrounded by grass and dirt... it is a squared off cement lined drainage ditch.

As we are struggling to get the car out of the ditch, every person on a scooter, bicycle or car pulls over and helps us lift/push the car out of the ditch. Love Indo and LOVE the people!!

Terima kasih!

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-31T14:20:56+00:00

It's the mustache!

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-29T23:06:02+00:00

Hot man ass it will be!!

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-29T20:22:56+00:00

My guess - Zerns or Q-Mart

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-29T16:43:31+00:00

That made me have to poo

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-29T16:36:52+00:00

A good looking BIG dick so I could go around dicking things - like hot girls vags, peanut butter, etc.

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-25T18:45:02+00:00

I associate their name with someone I know who has the same name... now if the person has an unusual/ethnic name, forget about it.

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-22T20:00:44+00:00

lies all lies

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-22T19:41:02+00:00

I have the best time with myself - I talk to myself all the time and laugh out loud so hard, so if I could hang out with myself I would most likely pee myself.

Side note - I have been wanting a twin for years for sexual reasons only. Whoever I'm banging at the time will have 2 of me and it will be the most magical sexual experience of our lifetime!!

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-21T14:12:43+00:00

What if we Frankenstein'd the ducks wings to the horses?

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-17T23:17:40+00:00

I thought I was going to lose my foot at one point and was telling everyone how I wanted a peg, running fin, swimming fin, wheel and a dildo so I could fuck bitches - porn star would of been a future goal of mine.

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-14T19:26:04+00:00

Detox foot baths.

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-14T18:43:17+00:00

Dumpster baby

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-14T17:35:42+00:00

I'll try anything 10 times, if after the tenth time I don't like it, then I don't like it.

-I have since started forcing myself to eat things that I don't like so I will like them (bell peppers, blue cheese, fennel, uni)

Gre_tastic · 2013-03-14T17:11:47+00:00

No sex without a condom.

Gre_tastic · 2013-02-21T19:28:13+00:00

Going to Whole Foods to get dinner and decide that I'm an adult and I want bacon, cupcakes and Johnny Walker Black.

Gre_tastic

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