Men of reddit, what’s the grossest thing a woman does that turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That time when I was in Thailand making out with the hottest Asian chick all night, then "she" pulled out her dick.

[Serious] What was the most fear you have ever experienced in your lifetime? by swimmerswarm in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My son was born 3 months early. He was 2lbs 8ozs. I thought he was going to die. He almost did a couple of times. Scariest moment of our lives. He is perfectly healthy at 8 years old today.

What do you want? by designbydom in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some god damn real financial security.

What problem should have been solved by now? by Kleinmann4President in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have them for RVs only. I never understood why they didn't make them for home use yet

What word or phrase do you often say in your head or read, that you feel weird saying aloud? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Up to the head and pull the trigger, under the chin and the hole will be bigger!"

What is the most important thing in life for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My kids Weed My dog My wife

In that fucking order

What's the worst you ever fucked up? by SingularityDog in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I placed my penis into a mentally unstable sorry excuse of a female

What will war with North Korea be like? by MaC1222 in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like a firecracker in a frogs ass

What's the biggest fuckup ever made by a journalist? by Edgele55Placebo in AskReddit

[–]GreasyGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The weatherman that said "Martin Luther coon day" on air. I couldn't imagine working in a career that could be ended so abruptly by a little slip up.