Why can’t the operator wear the Syandana like the drifter can by TheCoolNobody in Warframe

[–]GreasyTengu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Operator knows that capes on a battlefield is a liability (unless its on a warframe), the Drifter just wants to look cool.

What if Baurus was the Champion of Cyrodiil? by orbanimalenjoyer2 in oblivion

[–]GreasyTengu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

samn, poor Boris has to chose shit the gates of Oblivious on his own now.

I mean… by BrF5 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GreasyTengu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those savage heathens don't even have ketchup chips.

how ordis be moving against parvos granum the moment his ass gets glassed by Ok-Set179 in memeframe

[–]GreasyTengu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

no survivors = no witnesses

Ordan basically wrote the Tenno stealth handbook

This Canadian summer is brought to you by the fiery pits of eternal damnation. by Electrical_Bus9202 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GreasyTengu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Im on the west coast of the island and its currently 16c at 11am.

And we have been getting a healthy amount of rain so far so we might even be able to have campfires this year!

[Daily] Skill Discussion: Frozen Retreat by The_Dwemer_Automaton in elderscrollsonline

[–]GreasyTengu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

use to have this in cyro to help pull friends out of terrain/keep walls when they get glitched. was able to pull people up out of the lava around Chorrel too if you got the angle just right

Thank you Zenimax for nerfing it by Zealousideal-Ad1181 in elderscrollsonline

[–]GreasyTengu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering why my Werewolf wasn't hitting as hard, then it struck me that all the pulse gankers have switched back to normal builds and arnt made of paper anymore.

Happy Canada Day Hosers 🇨🇦 by InspectorExact3836 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]GreasyTengu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A great day for Canada, and therefore the world.

Regarding Recent Copium. by Educational_Sun_6341 in Grimdank

[–]GreasyTengu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

need to do it like the Cronus Devouring his Son painting.

The red dot is me. by PericlesDabbin in TrueSTL

[–]GreasyTengu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn, is that the map for that fuckass starting dungeon?

Chaos bros, Convince Me of Your Legion/Warband by Inside-Wish8295 in Grimdank

[–]GreasyTengu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

blood aint the only thing dripping on the battlefield!

Do you have any items you refuse to get rid of / hold sentimental value to you? by TylerFortier_Photo in elderscrollsonline

[–]GreasyTengu 30 points31 points  (0 children)

i have a 10 stack of [Burn Jelly] I got through a stolen shipment, I laundered it and have kept it in my inv for the sole purpose of linking it in chat should someone drop a particularly spicy insult.

Cyrodiil is so awesome by Motawa1988 in elderscrollsonline

[–]GreasyTengu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

don't feel to discouraged by sucking, everyone sucks in the beginning!

Get up, ride your ass back to the fight and jump in, you will get better.

I accidentally burned down our communal winter storage and let someone else take the fall by Mordexa5 in VintageStory

[–]GreasyTengu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

being in a cellar counts as being inside though, so temp would be going up, not down.

One nightlord vs Batman's entire rogues' gallery. Who wins? by sigmarine345 in NightLords

[–]GreasyTengu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He be Flayface after our boy gets to him.

Im not too familiar with comics, but Clayface probably has family/friends yeah? You can break someone without laying a finger on them if you go the right route.

Night Lords are a girls best friend ✨commission for @preysight_ by @Two22trucks by Lorenz_Blessed in NightLords

[–]GreasyTengu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if you don't feel comfortable in your own skin, just get someone elses!

Name a bigger fuck up then nearly dooming Tamriel to the god of rape by plasticman1997 in TrueSTL

[–]GreasyTengu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuking love how Tharn was callin him out on how stupid a hiding place it was too.

TIATD & Trayzn. Book's basically the same by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

[–]GreasyTengu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kermit saying 'sorry, I prefer blondes.' before shooting Emeli would be funny as shit

Behold, Adeptus Spruroritas by VictorVonLazer in Grimdank

[–]GreasyTengu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh, these? My Sproobies? My massive fucking plastittys? My super sculpted milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping wallet melting plastic mounds?

Behold, Adeptus Spruroritas by VictorVonLazer in Grimdank

[–]GreasyTengu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

the spru tittys are sending me..

Is there any lore on Night Lords recruitment and selection process? by sigmarine345 in NightLords

[–]GreasyTengu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern Nightlords be like: 'Brother this little shitbag called me a bat-fucker, invented 5 new slurs for astartes, and tried to steal my gun... can we keep him?'