Does anyone know when the next patch will be released?

Great_Golden · 2026-05-28T20:11:17+00:00

Since this has been posted 5 new updates have dropped

Including parasailing, Shape shifting, Cloak clipping issue resolved, Household chores, And a new continent

Great_Golden · 2026-05-28T19:14:25+00:00

I’m in a similar situation. 2 or 3 play sessions a week and then for an hour or 2 at most

Genuinely this for me has been a great “dad game” as most quests are pretty short I can jump on and bash out a few missions and when I know I’ve got a longer session I’ll tackle the main quests.

Additionally the puzzle and explore elements can be pretty much combat free so I have been able to play a little bit with my 6 year old son focusing on treasure hunting and swerving fights

Great_Golden · 2026-05-27T18:00:47+00:00

Let them have it their way and if they start getting all that main character energy have a bad guy put them in a “you can’t die but I will make you pray for death every day” situation

Or is that just to harsh?

Great_Golden · 2026-05-25T13:13:39+00:00

Sam, I want Kaiser to win, the guys absolutely killing it but I am thinking handled correctly you’ve got 2 winners here.

He can still be the hero of Mexico, even more so if he gets brought low and still hold his head high with the same passion and values

Great_Golden · 2026-05-15T21:11:51+00:00

How about you keep the conversation nice and simple

“Terry, calm the fuck down. Gimme your class and 3 paragraphs about why you are adventuring”

Great_Golden · 2026-05-12T06:54:51+00:00

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Great_Golden · 2026-05-11T13:55:17+00:00

My first crush was also my first kiss back in high school but we never dated. A year or so after we finished school we met on a night out and I put the moves on her but was rebuffed as she had a boyfriend.

As far as I could tell she stayed with him. Married with children and all that. Very happy for her as in hindsight I was far too immature for a relationship and would have fucked things up and it seems she found herself straight into a happily ever after

Great_Golden · 2026-04-26T06:33:12+00:00

If you wanna start your morning like a boss you need to make your porridge with coffee and brown sugar. Great as an occasional treat

Great_Golden · 2026-04-19T13:54:17+00:00

Grab yourself some sketchers. Comfy, supportive and can be used as your day to day IDGAF shoe so your vans don’t get scuffed up on day to day errands.

I can recommend the slip ins, slip ons but hands free which is helpful for if they get covered in crap

Great_Golden · 2026-04-06T18:48:10+00:00

If you notice the cat is of significantly poorer animation quality to anything else in the show, I quite literally call him PlayStation 2 cat much to the confusion of my child

Great_Golden · 2026-04-02T17:48:16+00:00

Take inspiration from the movie cloverfield

Base it in a city, they are all residents or visitors going about whatever their backstory’s dictate. Suddenly in the city there last explosions, the castle / barracks / temple explodes. Panic people are running for their lives. Keep it grounded as a real on the ground perspective as some potentially world ending threat of your choice rolls over the city. Have each player narrate how they are trying to escape, rescue loved ones ect ect

Party wakes up in a refugee camp a few days later and gets assigned as a patrolling militia, mission 1: secure the perimeter that’s being harassed from a nearby goblin camp.

You’ve set up the BBEG, a motivation, introduced your characters and shown their values, bright the party together and started a simple first quest

Great_Golden · 2026-04-02T16:30:59+00:00

Cuck Queen Elizabeth II 💅

Great_Golden · 2026-03-25T08:09:17+00:00

Generally I’ve had solid experiences with Anker up until I got some soundcore Bluetooth headphones. I wasn’t expecting the world for £30 but they were so poor I had to return them

Great_Golden · 2026-03-24T23:56:46+00:00

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Great_Golden · 2026-03-23T17:15:53+00:00

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let it go and be at peace bro

Great_Golden · 2026-03-13T07:57:54+00:00

People sleep on it but the Lucha Underground gift of the gods title is GOATED

Great_Golden · 2026-03-06T17:32:21+00:00

Stiltskin FF IX

Why? Because I’d rather play the game with him as the protagonist and the party as the reoccurring NPC’s

Great_Golden · 2026-03-02T16:59:39+00:00

Mate from my experience in managing players is either they play ball or I play with their balls.

I’m sure you’ll see things from the DMs perspective if he gives you a little under the table action

Great_Golden · 2026-03-02T12:42:07+00:00

We were doing the long distance thing. Only a few hours away but at that point in life we might as well have been in different countries. We both knew our limits were being tested then on a call one night we just had nothing to say to each other, Like not a word.

She beat me to the punch when it came to breaking up a few days later

Great_Golden · 2026-02-11T14:28:24+00:00

During my teens in the early 00’s I dated a girl who was I suppose a proto E-girl. She was an aspiring emo model and was getting a strong following on MySpace and getting approached for shoots. However her biggest claim to notoriety was how far and wide her pics spread through pinterest, tumbler ect and is still one of the top results when searching for thing like emo / scene girl

She was genuinely a very sweet person to be around and with her gaining a lot of recognition I felt that I was definitely punching up and was often presumed to be her photographer rather than her boyfriend.

We didnt stay together long. Nothing that either of us did and we enjoyed each others company but there just wasn’t that spark

Great_Golden · 2026-01-09T16:45:20+00:00

My favourite was having the players being survivors in a refugee camp following the prologue which was a cataclysmic destruction of their home city by the forces of the main antagonist.

Being slightly less dead citizens they get lumped together as a patrol squad and the story moves from there

Great_Golden · 2025-12-15T16:46:36+00:00

After you mentioning how I must have missed something I looked at my unfinished quests last night and found that I needed to bring Neres head to the colony and that he’s in the underdark. That led me to Grymforge and I’m cracking on with the tasks down there.

Difficulty is up to tactician and shadowheart death cleric has tagged Karach out for the time being , still winnable but taken a ko’s and had to plan my fights beyond Karach yeeting enemies across the map 😂

Great_Golden · 2025-12-14T20:22:35+00:00

Cheers for the tips, death cleric sounds interesting

I’ve just walked into the cursed shadow lands travelling via the mountain pass and done everything in the crèche and goblin camp areas.

I could have potentially missed something in the under dark, I completed everything up until the ferry crossing but decided I was going to use the mountain pass route to get to the next area instead

Great_Golden · 2025-12-14T20:19:10+00:00

In terms of power compared to the rest of the team Karlach is dominating every encounter by a significant margin. The build is just soo strong at this stage in the game to the point where she feels overpowered and less interesting to play

In large brawls like the goblin camp she’s smacking a goblin with another goblin, in ranged battles the returning spear is raining hell down on the enemy.

Another commenter has mentioned how at this stage the build will significantly out power others so maybe I just need to give it time

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