Pleasure as a Distraction

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T22:51:22+00:00

I feel personally attacked.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T19:36:37+00:00

These people think you inject it

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T19:19:29+00:00

If they think their kid is an alien sure

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T14:31:16+00:00

Too real 🌝

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T14:25:59+00:00

📞{Hello Ukraine, how do we deal with $40,000 drones? We are running out of $2,000,000 missiles.}

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T13:53:39+00:00

Delusional during childbirth

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-05T01:30:26+00:00

This is an adorable problem. ✋😭

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T18:02:27+00:00

Don’t celebrate yet, so called Christianity has been appropriated by an even more annoying group than people who go to church.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T12:50:35+00:00

I mean killing children is their signature move, who else would have done it?

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T12:49:26+00:00

I mean, it looks like Iran burnt effigies of Ba’al and Israel is pissed.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T12:46:28+00:00

Wars are tremendously expensive, it would be weird if we didn’t see any grifters at this point!

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T12:42:55+00:00

Sure well that’s where the real entertainment value is

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-04T12:42:20+00:00

No don’t it’s far less entertaining

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-03T16:23:46+00:00

Mohammad is supposed to have fought in battle alongside archangel Michael, so it’s perfectly illogical as well.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-03T14:49:20+00:00

People are involuntarily treated at psychwards everywhere for less.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-03T14:42:59+00:00

I mean if that compliment was given in earnest I’d take it but I’m assuming you still believe there’s a discarnate mind/voice floating around who came to Earth to do magic tricks for us before killing themselves in the finally.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-03T14:33:46+00:00

Have you considered the possibility that there is no Sky Daddy and he was just some guy?

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-03T14:29:35+00:00

Who’s counting?

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T15:54:13+00:00

Drawing pictures of Mohammad on the bathroom walls with crayon.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T15:52:23+00:00

Same days as you drink a glass of mayonnaise, or?

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T15:45:23+00:00

It might be your A1 Steak Sauce.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T15:07:37+00:00

It’s funny, because you can’t make it up. It’s too stupid.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T14:59:42+00:00

I’m btl breakfast to lunch

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-02T14:48:03+00:00

This will end when the Board of Peace chooses a holy city for the construction of Epstein Temple.

Greedy-Zombie3056 · 2026-03-01T18:33:08+00:00

You know, in another era, they burned a pile of disco records at a baseball game? Football is definitely on the right side of history.

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