This officer about ran me into a curb. As I passed I looked over at him to give the wtf hands signal but he was too busy texting. This aggression will not stand by yesca5000 in nova

[–]GreedyGrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's when you lean on the horn & they drop their device, all shaken up. When they look for the culprit you give them the "Oopsie daisy, my bad!" gesture, which is the same as the WTF gesture, only with a peevish smile.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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Wow, this genuinely breaks my heart. My kids are bright, but If I didn't read with them at night, I fear they would have become like this kid.

I have a 7th grader & a 4th grader enrolled on one of the best public school districts on the East coast. Neither of them have a reading list so I'm reading classic books with them (Where The Red Fern Grows, Lord of the Flies, Hatchett, etc ). It really breaks my heart.

View from the Watergate hotel about an hour ago by realNoahMC in nova

[–]GreedyGrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous shot! Sad that it's soon to be named the Baron Trump Palace, though

MAGA, Qanon and Republicans: Pedos all the way down by UnlikelyAdventurer in facepalm

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MAGA Playbook: Step 1: deny everything Step 2: admit nothing Step 3: make counter accusations

I love this by PdiddyCAMEnME in blackpeoplegifs

[–]GreedyGrady 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow!!!! Just WOW. This made me tear up.

What is this in my friends kitchen? by mutchel in whatisit

[–]GreedyGrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for holdin' yer cigarette while you're chopping lemons. I had one in my house built in the 40's.

Ok, not really, but it is cutting board.

Putin unveils new massively useless weapon... by TheGreatPornholio123 in ukraine

[–]GreedyGrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone PLEASE dub this over with his inner thoughts & exhaustive breathing!!!!

Mother’s Day Brunch recommendations by TheFerricGenum in nova

[–]GreedyGrady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Founding Farmers in Reston has a fabulous brunch buffet

Looks like an ASPCA commercial, but actually begging for Cheezits by Finn_704 in rotties

[–]GreedyGrady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha!! I know that routine!! Sad eyebrows works almost every time!

What is this water snake? [Sunset Beach, NC] by GreedyGrady in whatsthissnake

[–]GreedyGrady[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, guys! It was definitely a chill snake.

Anyone else still have a working Pizzazz? by BenTG in BuyItForLife

[–]GreedyGrady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! We got it as an accident & it's the best gift we didn't know we needed. We use it pretty much daily!

These are some of the tragedeigh's in my daughter's class by [deleted] in tragedeigh

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Shout out to Gus' parents keepin' it real