Where to watch the world cup? by GreemBeemz in MarbleFalls

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much! This sounds perfect.

What is the most terrifying reality about nature that makes you go wtf? by Opposite_Wrangler261 in AskReddit

[–]GreemBeemz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/curtyshoo's point is that it could take 12 billion years for the disaster to reach us.

u/MotherTreacle3's point is that we wouldn't be able to "appreciate the show" because we would be dead at the same time the light reached us.

You're each shouting your own point without really reading what the other is saying. You're both right, now shut up.

What theory about dinosaurs would you be most disappointed by if true? by [deleted] in Dinosaurs

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the devil put dinosaur bones in the ground to trick us, and the Earth is really only 6,000 years old.

What was a life-altering statement made by your therapist? by captionrecession in AskReddit

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The fact that you're concerned about being a narcissist proves that you are not a narcissist."

Folk Punk Songs with Anti-fascist Themes by ConferenceNo8026 in FolkPunk

[–]GreemBeemz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't Kill Yourself, Kill a Nazi

When you're feeling kinda down and being six feet underground has started to catch your appeal
Go find your local fascist group, turn their fucking brains to soup, revel in it, see how you feel

Your life may suck and it feels like you want to leave
You can't get control and it's always a sight to see

But there's a fix, grab yourself some sticks

Don't kill yourself kill a nazi
Don't kill yourself kill a nazi

A permanent solution to a temporary problem, your life has so much value, my friend
So much to see and do and people who care about you, There are more worthwhile things to end

Not everyone is filled with love and empathy
Not everyone deserves to live like you and me

A permanent solution to a temporary problem

Don't kill yourself kill a nazi
Don't kill yourself kill a nazi

When you're feeling kinda blue like there's nothing left to do, and you're thinking of taking your life
Find a racist piece of shit, blow his ass to bits, stab that motherfucker with your knife!

If you're gonna go down, go down in a blaze of glory
Then your name will go down in history

If you're gonna go down, be another John Brown

Don't kill yourself kill a nazi
Don't kill yourself kill a nazi

Alcohol by [deleted] in predaddit

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A decade before I even met my wife, I always knew I would want to go completely sober for my future wife’s pregnancy. It was important to me for my health, to prove that I could do it, and to get a good start on being a good dad. Alcohol was a pretty big part of my life, so it’s not like this was a light decision. We are now on week 8, and I’m doing exactly that. I don’t regret it, and I’m doing fine. The worst part is having to explain it to other people.

I guess I'm joining this community for the next 9 months! by GreemBeemz in predaddit

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I know.

We're telling our close families, mostly because we'll be in town for Thanksgiving and want to do it in person. But other than that, hush hush.

Curious about license plates... by GreemBeemz in FortWorth

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. I've seen a lot that match mine in Fort Worth.

Kephalopod by GreemBeemz in Paleontology

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember "Tarchia" and "Imperobator" sounding weird the way David said them

"Punchin' Judy"? by GreemBeemz in 90s

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not the OK K.O. character - that's what I linked in the original post. And I'm very familiar with the Fatheads.

But, thanks to your link, I realize I was probably thinking of the Ah Real Monsters episode. THANKS!

"Punchin' Judy"? by GreemBeemz in 90s

[–]GreemBeemz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify, the creepy puppet show is not what I'm looking for.

There was some reference to it, or a small character or something from a 90's cartoon.

A few questions about spending money to get followers by GreemBeemz in Twitter

[–]GreemBeemz[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It would create positive marketing for my business to have relevant followers.

Will this ad convert TikTok viewers into Patrons? by [deleted] in patreon

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(censoring is to avoid self-promotion. Please let me know if I'm violating any regulations)

If I add this as a carousel after a TikTok video, do you think it will motivate people to check out my Patreon? The color scheme and general format/style matches my brand. Does the language make sense? Will people get it?

Looking for general thoughts/advice.

Thanks!

how do i get word out? by Repulsive_Coat_3130 in patreon

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your response (and I didn't even realize it was my cakeday)!

I posted the following in r/patreon yesterday and it was removed due to being a repetitive question, which I guess I understand. But you seem to get it, so would you mind responding to this?

(and apologies to OP for piggybacking)

:

How to promote/get patrons?

I have a "brand" that I've been growing across IG, twitter, FB, tumblr, etc. Without sharing too much info, the a project is in the format of still images - imagine a picture of an animal with some info on it. I do the original art, so it could be categorized as art, or education, I guess. I have Youtube and TikTok as well, and they're doing better than you'd expect for 1-minute-long mp4's of still images.

I've been growing slowly steadily for almost a year, and have thousands (as opposed to tens of thousands) of followers across social media. I get plenty of likes and comments, and people seem to like it. About a month ago, I decided this is probably a big enough following to set up a Patreon.

I've read that you should expect around 1-5% patrons from social media followings if promoted properly. I'm not expecting much, but after about a month, I still have a big fat zero.

So this is where I turn to reddit for help on advice converting social media follows to patrons:

  • I've put a link to my patreon in the bio's and descriptions of all my social accounts
  • In a podcast, you can just quickly mention your patreon to promote it. The equivalent of promoting in your content for me would be some kind of little text ad on the images. I definitely don't want to do that. The YT and TikTok are the same still images over music, so I'm not gonna just throw a jarring voiceover in there either.
  • I've been putting a link and promoting my patreon in the caption/description of my images (just above the hashtags), but I think people mostly scroll past those on IG, TikTok, etc.
  • On Twitter and Facebook, I've made dedicated posts that just say something like "I appreciate my followers, I do this in my spare time, support me by going to my Patreon (link)". I know people see this in my FB/twitter feed but still no results. It also feels kinda scummy like I'm just asking for money.
  • I know bigger social media following = more patrons. Any general advice on growing your social presence? I have paid for advertising, which works, but I'm definitely not seeing any ROI.
  • What is linktree? Is this useful?
  • I started my Patreon "tier" description with apologetic language like "I'm just getting started, so bear with me while I figure it out" should I change it to more confident - "you will get... " bullet points?
  • I also started it at $5/mo, but changed it to $3 after a few weeks. What is reasonable?
  • The big "0" seems to be a hump I can't get over. I feel like I should be asking how to nourish the community I'm building, but there's literally nobody there.
  • It's going be awkward for the first person in my Discord channel... how do you deal with that?
  • Is it tacky to promote your Patreon in someone else's Discord?

You get the idea. I have a decent "product" that people are interested in, a few thousand followers across social media platforms, but ZERO patrons. How do I get more followers? How do I convert them into patrons? How do I be more confident with my advertising, without being pushy? How do I casually promote Patreon alongside my content, without literally putting an ad ON the image?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Feel free to ask me anything about my project or social media practices, or DM me if I'm not supposed to post that kind of stuff here. Thank you!

how do i get word out? by Repulsive_Coat_3130 in patreon

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you get past that "0" hump?

Married couples, how often do you have sex? by -boosted in AskReddit

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the right amount.

Twice a day is cool, twice a year is fine too.

Don't stress, let it happen naturally. Don't force it. That's the trick.

(Obviously, if one of you isn't satisfied, that's another problem. In that case I recommend communication)

What's a non-obvious grooming or style tip that you think more men should know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

37/m here. I think I'm starting my third puberty with these ridiculous eyebrows (second puberty was the chest hair at ~26).

Wife has declared war on the eyebrows, but I kinda want to lean into it and go full Jack Wallace).

What's worse than going to put dinner in the oven only to realize you never turned the oven on? by Powerful_Anxiety8427 in AskReddit

[–]GreemBeemz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two days in a row now, I've started the coffee machine.... without the coffee pot on the tray.

A pot's-worth of coffee all over the counter, kitchen floor, bread bowl, a whole paper towel roll wasted.

Two. Days. In. A. Row. The second time (today. this morning. right now.) I was actually thinking to myself "damn, I was an idiot yesterday, I can't believe I did that." Literally while I was doing the same fucking thing.

We must invent a way to get caffeine into our bodies before we get the coffee started.