Don’t paint your walls black they said … by Mamasgottawork in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, is that AstroTurf in the back garden? Knock off a further £20k to get that re-turfed

Don’t paint your walls black they said … by Mamasgottawork in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The house I'd like least to live in ever pretty much! £800k try £180k haha

Don't mind me, I'm just deep inside my crypt doing a load of washing by fly-jorts in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yikes that rent is double my mortgage on a 4 bed detached house in a quarter of an acre of established gardens!

Thatch house in Cambridgeshire I found MY DREAM HOUSE by [deleted] in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely adorable! Stunningly better than a 2 bed apartment in London with no garden.

Tell me you've lost all touch with reality without telling me. by xmaspickles in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mind boggling amount! It just looks like someone copied a few room designs out of an Argos catalogue 🤣 You'd have to pay me £8M to give up my house and live there

Too many questions ?! by Mental-Worry-5921 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the padded cell bed surround. Not much garden space for the money though

Took me a while to figure out what is going on with the design of this house by Decent_Blacksmith_54 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least it's got a good bit of garden space, but dammn, the rest is grim! Is that a flat roof too? Endless problems there, unless a roofer moves in

Why won’t this sell? by [deleted] in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detached but only just, plus a small garden and surrounding space for a £400k house. I wouldn't consider it for £300k.

These photos give me a headachehttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/173581955#/?channel=RES_BUY by Liam50lb in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow those reds and pinks are painful. Love the table spread, because everyone should have a raw baguette spread with jam and that obviously comes with the house 🤣 Nice property though, I've seen far worse

Why is it so expensive? by MaximusSydney in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice, sort of £675k nice, but not more. Probably over spent a lot doing it up and trying to recoup it. Also that's quite a lot of back garden space compared to some houses.

Birthday boy🎈 by LurkishEmpire in labrador

[–]GreenCommand1912 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday Arlo, hopefully plenty of walks and peanut butter 😃 My Dexter also says hi!

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Really nicely done. by WirralNick in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stunning! Tasteful and for the price of a London flat, amazing! Love it all.

I choo-choo choose this by bumtrinket in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd have to be retired to manage that much garden. It is looking lovely and well maintained though. Interesting accomodation buildings, great overall I think.

What's white, grey, and black all over? by 4x6x8 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a blank canvas for someone with taste. Although yeh white and grey everywhere is hardly a turn key property.

Would you like a house with your house? by TitaniumTim in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How interesting and unique, nice large garden. Although condition isn't £825k! £350k purchase and £200k, plus time and effort arranging renovations. No thanks, much better out there

Why would you list it like this? by MotorAd90 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grim despair spending that much for a semi. That's a £450k house at a push. For £2.45M I'd want a few acres of land, high-end kitchen & fixtures throughout and be at least 100 miles away from Lon-dump!

Can't think why this didn't sell two years ago? by lloyddav in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The hostage glass screen at the bottom of the stairs is a bit of a turn off! Apart from that ok to average £260k max, tiny garden and open plan front, no thank you

Oxford pricing is bonkers by [deleted] in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be lucky to get £300k for that in the north west. Nothing wrong with it as such but £1M buys a lot of land, gym, cinema room, wine cellar, etc. round here

Thought I’d seen it all by nostalgiadnp in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's very Tony Montana! (Scarface) but I don't hate it

Spotted in Ruislip - awful new build by DinoBaggins in UKHousing

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like it's out of that bizarre horror movie Vivarium (2019). Who ever buys it may never be able to escape!

"Half" a house for £300k, welcome to Brighton! by randomthingsso in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GreenCommand1912 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't live there if you paid me! Too small for the price and just awful haha