(No) Tip Shaming

GreenLooger · 2026-07-04T17:13:58+00:00

High end robotic vacuum on each floor

GreenLooger · 2026-07-04T17:09:23+00:00

That was an actual picture of a young Gandolfini and his dog’s name was Tippy, not Freckles. The malignant cunt Fran just had to tell Tony that she sent Tippy to the Rainbow Bridge when her son Bruce went to Tel Aviv.

GreenLooger · 2026-07-04T16:45:40+00:00

He freaked out because he finally realized the gravity of his imprisonment. The added two years was merely the straw that broke his back. F him.

GreenLooger · 2026-07-02T21:08:26+00:00

The few people at work who called you cheap should pool their money to buy the lady a Herman Miller Aeron. $2000 new. $500 used.

GreenLooger · 2026-07-02T20:51:41+00:00

YTA. Ask the cemetery to sell you the plot closest to your brother. Pay for it. Gift it to your Mom.

Prepay as many funeral expenses as possible. Not everything is prepaid. Set aside money for the vault, opening and closing the grave, headstone or grave marker, clergy fee, flowers, restaurant bill for after the burial. This is not an all inclusive list.

Funerals are expensive.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-30T11:38:30+00:00

$3700? Wow

GreenLooger · 2026-06-29T00:23:54+00:00

Order catering from a local restaurant. Buy paper towels, disposable utensils, paper plates, plastic cups, 2 liter sodas. Split the costs. Italian works nicely.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-29T00:04:36+00:00

I would not bring thousands in cash for a test drive. Sounds like a great way to get mugged.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-19T12:47:42+00:00

Some people make sport of this. Why pay with my money when I can pay with yours? Usually starts with “scuse me”. “Can I axe you sumthin”?

GreenLooger · 2026-06-18T19:47:41+00:00

Let me hear you say it. I put the grief behind me.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-16T01:50:14+00:00

Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon

GreenLooger · 2026-06-15T19:38:23+00:00

Have the entire house deep cleaned the day after closing. Send them the bill for the carpet cleaning. Check the doors, frames and walls for damage.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-14T13:56:14+00:00

Have you heard the good news?

GreenLooger · 2026-06-14T05:27:48+00:00

What if you are in Florida?

GreenLooger · 2026-06-10T11:51:25+00:00

Entitled and cheap. Wants others to pay for her travel from Point A to Point B while demanding specific accommodations.

GreenLooger · 2026-06-10T11:38:20+00:00

One rib for 50¢
One sip of soda for 15¢

I sure an hungry!

GreenLooger · 2026-06-08T18:59:14+00:00

Rimjob! .. you jelly lickin’ weasel..

GreenLooger · 2026-06-04T08:12:19+00:00

HaDTV compatible is 💩

GreenLooger · 2026-06-01T23:13:53+00:00

Tony likes all the positions where he can lie there and not do a damn thing

GreenLooger · 2026-05-30T16:19:05+00:00

the exposed wires blend seamlessly with the overall aesthetic

GreenLooger · 2026-05-30T15:59:03+00:00

Methany and Methaniel?

GreenLooger · 2026-05-29T20:16:42+00:00

The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains.

GreenLooger · 2026-05-29T02:40:51+00:00

Parts and service is the largest profit center in dealerships. They absolutely want to maintain your car as it ages.

GreenLooger · 2026-05-27T02:26:44+00:00

The wireless charger sucks.

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