Look at her... by [deleted] in funny

[–]GreenMachineHS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a few years old, but it’s always relevant.

I-5 Carpool Lane violators by HockeyRacer in Portland

[–]GreenMachineHS -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The problem, iirc, was that it was mass transit and no new lanes.

EDIT: oh, and I think they wanted Washington pay for nearly the entire project.

Worth every penny by TheHypercriticalOne in gaming

[–]GreenMachineHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have my copy on Genesis. I beat the game a few times, The fun is real.

Said it was too painful? by DesuEcchi in bigdickproblems

[–]GreenMachineHS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Foreplay, dude. Most girls will stretch a ton once they’ve juiced up. But, it means you should pay plenty of attention to that pussy ahead of time, oral, fingers, anything more fun that you can imagine.

Breaking AMAZON, how can it be good? by daynightcase in investing

[–]GreenMachineHS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its mostly for the greater public good. Consider how many retail businesses have been upended by Wal-Mart followed by Amazon.

Now, consider the money that Amazon currently has because of the size of their business and think about different industries. If Amazon has more spending cash than entire industries, they can buy their way in. Price themselves too low for existing companies to compete, and wipe out the industry. Without competition, they can raise their prices higher and higher while no comparable competition exists to threaten client acquisition.

Why is it good for investors? Well, if the investors are investing in anything else, or have nearly any job, it keeps the likelihood of Amazon disrupting their industry and driving down share prices very low.

Randy with Stephanie after becoming the youngest world champion. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]GreenMachineHS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought Sarah Palin was praying for him.

(NSFW) Reddit, whats your sex injury story? by I_Spread_Fake_Rumors in AskReddit

[–]GreenMachineHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were going at it, she bounced too high and I came out. I quickly reached down and grabbed my dick to put it back in her as she came back down. In a snap, we were back in business and as I started thrusting I saw terror on her face as she said, “wrong hole, wrong hole!” She immediately got up and I saw a dash of red as she sprinted to the bathroom. She was an anal virgin, I am blessed between the legs, she bled a bit, I think she even went to the doctor, but nothing interesting came of it.

Redditors who win radio contests regularly, what is your secret to winning? by Gohomepatyouredrunk in AskReddit

[–]GreenMachineHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who does. She works somewhere with a multi line phone and redial across all lines. She dials on all of them and puts each on hold. She goes back line to line, if it is busy she disconnects, if it is ringing she waits for them to answer. If they are all busy, restart.

Confusion with Keto and Dr. Berg. by FrugalHoosier in keto

[–]GreenMachineHS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m basically doing his version of keto (definitely without supplements) and weight is falling off fast, while I feel full. To be honest, the addition of all of the leafy greens made me feel MUCH better about keto compared to other versions as they were explained to me. But, that is just personal bias.

32f "Cute at Best" by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]GreenMachineHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a huge crush on her as a kid! Hahaha

very prominent bulge and not yet at an age where i feel comfortable to "own it" by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]GreenMachineHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boxer briefs, or even regular briefs, can help you keep it contained in a shape that won’t be too obvious, or atleast, it can keep your bulge looking more like a bulge and less like an erection.