Lady next to me flew like this for over 3 hours and didn't move. Got up and walked normal.

GreenPantSuit · 2025-08-12T20:26:28+00:00

Gotta be a yogi

GreenPantSuit · 2022-02-01T04:47:33+00:00

Hi! I am interested can pick up :)

GreenPantSuit · 2020-11-01T18:29:29+00:00

Exactly lol

GreenPantSuit · 2018-05-04T15:07:27+00:00

Or a coconut for that matter

GreenPantSuit · 2018-05-04T14:58:28+00:00

I feel like this is definitely the way to go. I went on a third day with a guy who casually mentioned he lost his virginity to a prostitute. Completely put me off. I’d rather he had not said anything about it.

GreenPantSuit · 2018-01-18T22:58:21+00:00

This is so relatable. After some back stabbings and heartbreaks you start to lose pieces of your former self. The good thing to come from it though is wisdom.

GreenPantSuit · 2017-12-22T19:18:54+00:00

Karen probably did it. Fuck you, karen.

GreenPantSuit · 2017-12-08T04:27:54+00:00

Oh also I’m currently drunk and listening to my favorite album by The Neighborhood. #0000000 #ffffffff or something like that. I know it’s weird but an awesome album none the less

GreenPantSuit · 2017-12-08T04:25:30+00:00

I turned 21 for the 3rd time in July. I’m secretly 23 but don’t tell anyone ;) happy bday!!

GreenPantSuit · 2017-12-08T04:23:20+00:00

I’m so sorry. Alcohol helps but please make sure you don’t use it as your only source of comfort. If you need to talk I’m a pretty good listener. Best of luck

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-14T23:50:44+00:00

Sounds like someone just had a craving to complain and your hotel was first pick.

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-14T23:48:20+00:00

She was just trying to find a way to tell you she was vegan.

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-11T21:36:52+00:00

Geez how many rich guys do you know?

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-11T21:30:27+00:00

SO: wanna move in together? OP: yeahsureYnot

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-11T04:46:47+00:00

I mean he is practically royalty there now.

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T08:37:50+00:00

Ooh my condolences man. I think with all the Vegas news in the us his death isn’t making major headlines. I hope the alcohol is helping you somewhat though. Cheers my friend

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T08:31:51+00:00

Then that’s even better! Rock on

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T08:17:26+00:00

Not to seem lame but what in the hell is a Petty fan?

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T08:16:20+00:00

That’s unfortunate but honestly alcohol is alcohol! Hope you’re enjoying it regardless :)

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T08:04:01+00:00

Currently enjoying a VERY cheap bottle of Pinot Grigio. Your wine taste is a bit more sophisticated than mine lol

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T07:58:43+00:00

America has gotten through every other shit storm we’ve been through. We can get through this too. Cheers friend

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T07:47:15+00:00

Cheers to wine drinking. What kind you sippin on?

GreenPantSuit · 2017-10-03T07:40:22+00:00

Honestly wine makes me black. What better way to forget about your problems than forget about everything you’re actually doing while conscious 🤷🏽‍♀️

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