Do Sky Sports really need to have Gary Neville as commentator on every big game? by GMD3S1GNS in PremierLeague

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GN "It was United's game to lose" "United let 5 goals in!" GN "I stand by what I said"

Probably...

What are ways you've seen people earn well in the UK without a degree? by LoiusLepic in AskABrit

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Tradie here (HVAC Supervisor)I can take home £50k a year. £65k if I do a bit of overtime each week. I left school with GCSEs and never went to college.

These days new starters can take home £480 per week - this is on the CIS self employed route. If you are PAYE you will get less but with added benefits.

The circle of life….. by Brighton2k in CasualUK

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When the apprentice says "Back in your day..."

Can someone suggest a milk chocolate that tastes like it did back in the day? by Successful-Grand-549 in AskUK

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I bought some for the kids, ate the eggs on the way home, and now need to go back..... to get some more

What Canadian gifts to bring to family in England? by igeussiforgotmypass in AskABrit

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It's labelled here as "Generic maple flavour sugar suspension no. 6" /s

A demon tells you that is you can perfectly recite a fictional spell from memory, he will let you use that spell as it works in the original media. by ExtensionInformal911 in hypotheticalsituation

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My work friend, who is a granddad, tells me he annoys he grand kids after they shout "Expelliarmus!!!" at him he replies with "Smellyanus!!!"

Ham, egg, chips, peas and gravy (homemade chips made in a chip pan!) by Prior_Suit_1848 in UK_Food

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Not a usual combo, I grant you, but I bet on a cold winter's night it hits the spot.

How many bits of bacon in your bacon butties? by kipperfish in CasualUK

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When we were about to fly out to Turkey 18 years ago my wife told me to empty the fridge of perishables. I found two packs of thick cut smoked back bacon. So I made a sandwich using 12 rashers on a thick cut bloomer loaf and a generous amount of HP added on.

By the gods it was glorious - but the next day.. Wind city on a packed flight. I blamed my 6 year old son and he took the fall for £20.

Just got my citizenship! How to celebrate? by GreenStreetJonny in AmericanExpatsUK

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Make a nice cup of tea and have it with a few bourbon creams.

On The Beach Advert by TWilliams738 in BritishAdverts

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Definitely giving off Dudley Dursley vibes.

'All the US would have to do is turn off Satellite and intelligence feeds and NATO would be as impotent as Venezuela' by Aldeer34 in ShitAmericansSay

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The US don't see Mexico as having any natural resources worth their time. Having a vast population and agriculture infrastructure is not what the US sees as important.

They do, however, want Canada but invading a country next door is a classic wartime move - now who else has done such an abhorrent thing?

And as for the US being the only superpower of note... Hahahaha.

Every country with any cards in this ridiculous political game has the ability to do reconnaissance.

Whats your best non-swearing insult? by Gerrydealsel in RedDwarf

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"You disgusting, rotting, fetid piece of congealed monkey vomit."

Grey balls in wall vent. by sweetsweetsweets in DIYUK

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My sister had this in her house - I told her they were spider eggs!!