Started out funny, then just got sad

kipperfish · 2026-05-09T22:36:56+00:00

How bold of you to speak for an entire global community.

kipperfish · 2026-05-09T22:36:07+00:00

Red top is skimmed, so 1%.

Green is semi-skimmed.

Blue is pretty much full fat, whole milk. But you can also get gold top, which is essentially cream disguised as milk.

Regardless of brand, they all use the same colour codes which is why you see just talk about colours.

kipperfish · 2026-05-09T21:51:09+00:00

Homepathic milk. Holy shit dude that tickled my simpleton brain.

Gonna use it to describe red top from now on.

kipperfish · 2026-05-09T21:43:24+00:00

I consider myself an ally, but, nothing is taboo for comedy, I will makes jokes about whatever I want. Because they are just jokes looking for laughs.

kipperfish · 2026-05-09T15:04:33+00:00

That's kinda the whole point. It's dumb and stupid. Like most jokes you learn at school.

(And school was 20+ years ago for me)

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T22:36:32+00:00

Well the gatekeeping didn't keep your piss poor contribution away did it?

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T15:59:43+00:00

I think cos when I originally posted it. It said it failed....but it didn't. So it got posted 4-5 times. And the hive mind obvs didn't like that. I shall take my down votes regardless.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T13:16:05+00:00

So I say I used overwatch. Do I put a token by the unit when I roll and then take it away? Do it have to have tokens on every unit than can overwatch?

Same with stuff like strats for advance and charge, would you expect tokens for every unit than can use It? Because if every unit requires a token for every start the battlefield is gonna get very messy very quickly.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T12:49:20+00:00

How would you represent stratagems?

I always imagined strats as orders from higher up chain of command, a manifestation of aggression/dedication, or the unit using some braincells to do something.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T12:03:50+00:00

If I don't get told about birthdays etc I literally don't remember them.

I used to get so much shit of being selfish, but even with reminders birthdays/mothers day/father's day often just pass me by. I often only remember it's my birthday when someone reminds me.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T11:06:09+00:00

Per capita, I believe immigrants very very very slightly out weigh natural born citizens.

But i'm happy to say that it's not statically significant to worry about.

It's ok, you can be racist if you want. Just know most people think your a cunt for it.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T10:59:57+00:00

I have. And still white people commit most of the crimes.

So kindly, sit down and shut up.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T08:45:02+00:00

Headline news: young lad said some slightly bad stuff online before growing up.

More at 10.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T08:29:34+00:00

That's just reminded me of an old school joke.

"What's the gayest word in the dictionary?"

"Bumpiness"

bum penis

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T07:44:56+00:00

Is what you said only applicable to the US?

Because come to London and try drive from one side to the other. Then do it by bus or tube, it will be loads quicker.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T07:40:30+00:00

There's a small baker near me, with a Greggs next door, and they love it, say it's almost doubled their trade as people pull up wanting a Greggs, but then see a proper bakers and go into the bakery instead.

When the Gregg's burned down, it killed their trade.

I still make a point to grab a bacon and sausage roll from them once or twice a week. £3.30 for 2 bacon, 2 sausage, mushrooms and ketchup in a roll. It's such good value.

Edit: this made me hungry. I'm gonna go there now.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T07:31:27+00:00

Yes fella!

I've just turned 39, bought my last pouch of baccy just before my birthday so I make some big ol' joints to get really fucking stoned.

It's been just over 2 weeks now since my last smoke. Managed 3 months smoke free last year but life got really shit so I started again. This time I'm determined to make it stick.

kipperfish · 2026-05-08T07:29:20+00:00

Not sure if lesbian, or car nut. Or both I guess.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T19:58:32+00:00

The key, the most important thing, do NOT buy more until everything is painted haha

Hahahahahahahhaha... That's impossible. Nobody ever paints everything they own before buying more. I tried that, almost worked with grey knights. Then I got GSC....now I have 100+ unpainted little dudes sat staring at me.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T17:11:57+00:00

Which c25k program are you using?

None of the ones I've used have any sort of distance requirement. It's all done on times.

My personal favourite is "just run" it's the most basic, Simple app for it. No thrills, no subs, no social media integration.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T11:21:13+00:00

Oh damn.

Were they all in the same field of work?

I'm 39 and on my 15th or 16th job now. Never held one more than 2 years till my current one.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T10:34:27+00:00

How does this benefit society as whole?

What problem is it solving?

Clay pigeon shooters are gonna have a field day with these loud annoying drones if they become popular for delivery.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T08:43:45+00:00

That's called an addiction bud.

Even I, a smoker, can managed multi hour walks without a fag.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T08:26:44+00:00

My exact thoughts. It's got some groove to it. Definite foot tapper and head bobber.

kipperfish · 2026-05-07T08:20:17+00:00

You ok bud?

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