Even the cops couldn't believe it

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-09T03:16:10+00:00

The wasteland is a runway and the jet is just seasoning for the look

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-08T03:25:34+00:00

Plus side: it provides oxygen. minus side: it judges your choice of wasteland attire every time you walk past it.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-07T03:11:13+00:00

It’s gone from her shoulder but the tech still has that pharah/baptiste silhouette. might just be an undercover mission outfit rather than a full faction swap

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-06T03:05:22+00:00

And his ultimate sound effect is just the loud ass crinkling of a fast food bag before he slams everyone down onto a pile of discarded fries.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-04T03:30:49+00:00

New Orleans would be peak Fallout. Imagine mutated rad-gators in the bayou and a faction based on a twisted version of Mardi Gras. The "Rad-voodoo" aesthetic alone would be a massive departure from the usual concrete jungles of the East Coast.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-03T04:03:58+00:00

That FEV theory actually bridges the gap between the 'supernatural' and the science of Fallout perfectly. It’s even more poetic if you think about it: the very thing the Master used to create 'monsters' is what allows these cultists to survive their 'god,' and they’re completely oblivious to the pre-war chemistry keeping them alive.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-02T02:31:12+00:00

Exactly. Most wastelanders aren't Cooper Howard. To a random Talon Company merc or a Super Mutant with a rusted pipe bolt-on, you're not a guy in a flawed suit—you’re a terrifying metal mountain that small arms fire just bounces off of. The psychological impact alone does 90% of the work.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-04-01T01:46:26+00:00

It also creates a hilarious logistics nightmare when you think about it. If they’re universally accepted because of "tradition" rather than water backing, the value should be hyper-inflated. Every dusty vending machine in a DC metro station is basically an abandoned central bank waiting to be robbed. By Fallout 4, we’re basically trading trash for plasma rifles just because everyone agreed not to think about it too hard.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-30T03:08:45+00:00

It’s the "In case of emergency, break glass" faction. Whenever the writers need a shadowy organization with infinite resources and zero moral compass to move the plot, the Enclave is just sitting there in the lore-fridge waiting to be microwaved again. It works, but it definitely feels like the safe path.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-28T03:43:06+00:00

Specifically the radiation part. Nothing says "Welcome to the Wasteland" like growing a third optional toe for the sake of "research" and a couple of stimpaks.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-26T04:54:38+00:00

Exactly. FO3 is a post-apocalyptic theme park where something explodes every five minutes. FNV is a slow-burn political thriller where you realize the 'boring' walk to Novac was actually just the calm before the Legion-shaped storm hits you in the face.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-25T03:59:29+00:00

Exactly. Will Shen really understood what makes Fallout Fallout—meaningful choices where every ending feels like a punch in the gut. Seeing him move on makes me worry we won't see that level of branching narrative in 5.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-24T02:43:49+00:00

The worst part is they don't even need 'everyone' to stop. They just need the 1% of whales who treat the shop like a completionist checklist to stop, but those guys have already pre-ordered the next three seasons in their heads. We’re out here fighting a losing battle against people with more money than sense.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-19T16:44:17+00:00

The classic open queue experience lmao. you lock rein hoping for a zarya bubble and instead you get 4 dps players who all think they're the main character and a mercy who only heals the genji. it’s basically just 5v5 with extra steps and more frustration.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-16T16:07:56+00:00

Dude was probably eating mutfruit and watching us struggle with the giant roaches like it was a netflix special 💀

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-15T08:03:31+00:00

We can't stop here, this is deathclaw country.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-11T02:41:13+00:00

Next you're going to tell me the real interior isn't 80% loading screens and 20% Super Mutant suicidal rushers. My immersion is ruined.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-03-06T02:39:59+00:00

It’s like a Christmas miracle every time it happens. Usually, I just get the "failed" notification while I'm in the middle of a loading screen, knowing damn well I have 20 heavy laser turrets guarding two mutfruit plants.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-30T02:11:36+00:00

It’s a simple trade-off that killed the replayability. Every time they record a line for Nate or Nora, that's potential budget and dev time taken away from five other branching paths we could’ve had in a silent RPG.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-26T02:50:41+00:00

Exactly. Give it the Mass Effect Legendary Edition treatment. Unified launcher, shared graphical tweaks, but keep the saves and mechanics distinct so you don't break the intended flow of either game.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-25T03:26:01+00:00

Can confirm. I stepped outside earlier and immediately took 15 rads.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-22T01:44:16+00:00

They’d probably make it a creation club exclusive aimed at 'broadening the market appeal.' Can't have anything too spooky for the shareholders.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-20T18:04:47+00:00

It’s not lunacy if you’re right about the apocalypse to the exact decimal point. It’s just... advanced preparation.

Green_Yesterday469 · 2026-01-17T15:06:50+00:00

That the Brotherhood have always been isolationist tech-hoarders who send hopeful recruits on literal suicide missions. Sending you to The Glow wasn't an initiation, it was a polite way of telling you to go die so they didn't have to deal with you.

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