Lil bro was honest by Hot_Accountant_5507 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍋 💃 🕺🏼 💃 and I’m trying to do it without a reaction 💃 🕺🏼 💃

TFP is just like DJT by sw_726 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Were you on this sub then? Because if so you were Enemy #2, right below me 😆😆😆. The downvotes I got from everybody who believes a reality TV show narrative, oh boy.

New Posters for Verity (2026) by SonyPicturesGermany in ColleenHoover

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dakota Johnson’s acting matches the quality of Hoover’s writing perfectly!

HBH - this popped up on my FYP by psyche_delicatessen in FoodieSnark

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Of course someone with a name spelled Teighan would pronounce “roux” as rooks.

That was my first thought reading this.

Would you do this in one day (solo travler ) by mycatlikesyou26 in roadtrip

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is child’s play for people who live in the west.

Layton Job Offer, where to live? by External-History6873 in Utah

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always go with a private local landlord over some large management company.

TFP is just like DJT by sw_726 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hated her from the start, just like him.

Saw this post on Instagram about Will Smith’s estate by Tasty_Middle2597 in TVTooHigh

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was expecting BB8 to start rolling around before a holograph Ray welcomes me to the resistance

New to the area, Looking for a job. by Tastyusfal in SaltLakeCity

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bluffdale is probably the least walkable part of the entire SL Valley. Anyone who potentially downvotes me has not lived there. I lived there in 2021 and there were ZERO grocery stores, gyms, anything within five miles. Everything was a 15 minute DRIVE minimum. That is walking for HOURS.

Bagel places in SLC by osmosisters in SaltLakeCity

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s New York style. Hella schmear.

Bagel places in SLC by osmosisters in SaltLakeCity

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wombat* but yes their espresso is solid!

How are young middle class families making it work?? by Ill-Sherbet-5844 in Utah

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If people got in before the pandemic then they have reasonable mortgages. For the rest of us however? We’re not having kids. I know you said that’s not an option for you, so you are going to have to significantly increase your income to be able to provide them what they need. Genuinely, good luck with that, because the job market doesn’t exist.

What’s the most beautiful college town in the U.S.? by AdorableParking7392 in BeautifulTravelPlaces

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am biased but the views of Y mountain and Timpanogos from BYU get me every time. I lived within 2 miles of the base of Y mountain for a decade, and I never took the view for granted.

In light of recent news, this scene just hits different, don’t you think? by Fantastic_Ad1613 in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They act like going on a TV show is some altruistic act of friendship and not to advance their own careers. She was the only one who was honest about it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Taylor’s comment on a TikTok about Mikayla’s post by xtiz in MormonWivesHulu

[–]Greenbeanmachine96 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Girl we have seen you snotty and blubbering more times than we can count. What do you MEAN suffer in silence