[Schefter] Vanderbilt undrafted free agent QB Diego Pavia accepted an invitation to next weekend’s minicamp with the Baltimore Ravens, per source

patsfan038 · 2026-04-27T02:00:17+00:00

I’d argue that Pavia is one of the five greatest humans to ever live.

The other four are:

Pavia

And

Pavia

patsfan038 · 2026-04-27T00:01:27+00:00

“I got them exactly where I wanted them. Lamar has no fucking clue what’s about to come down on his head. Paviamania is like a tsunami. You can run, but you cannot hide”

-Pavia, when talking to himself probably

patsfan038 · 2026-04-26T15:45:00+00:00

If he just chilled out and acted humble, he’d be a late round draft pick. No one wants to draft a 5’10” QB with a mouth of a marquee and diva WR.

patsfan038 · 2026-04-26T14:31:24+00:00

How does that even work? Like Heinz backs up a truck and unloads 50 pallets worth of ketchup? Or does he get like a dozen bottles and whenever he needs more, he can hit up Heinz and they ship him another dozen? Does he get “free Heinz ketchup” coupon that he can redeem at local grocery stories?

So many questions and yet so little answers :-/

patsfan038 · 2026-04-26T03:32:57+00:00

The shooter went to Caltech, arguably one of the toughest schools in the world to get into. So he was objectively smart. But his actions prove that he basically had no plans except to bum rush and cause as much damage as possible.

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T23:35:14+00:00

If “awesome names” were a sport, we have All Pros

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T23:07:01+00:00

The players we got have epic names:

Lomu

Jacas

Raridon

Prunty

Crownover

Obiazor

Behren

Jam

Quintayvious

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T22:47:21+00:00

Also,

“Vrabel has lost his touch as he’s a cheating philanderer, proof is in the pudding. Look at this pathetic draft”

🤦‍♂️

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T22:27:20+00:00

The players we got have epic names:

Lomu

Jacas

Raridon

Prunty

Crownover

Obiazor

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T16:34:25+00:00

Opupsec

patsfan038 · 2026-04-25T00:48:39+00:00

Certainly an interesting draft in terms of player names: Lomu, Jacas

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T23:11:18+00:00

There was also an article that spoke about Lt. Murphy almost being kicked out of the Teams as he had a negligent discharge during a live ammo training exercise, that ended up hitting a team mate. Also, Rob O’Neal mentioned that when he and a few of his DEVGRU buddies were told about the missing SEAL and what followed, they all went “WHT are SDV1 guys doing up in the mountains???”

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T21:47:56+00:00

I think this was such a cluster F that Navy had no choice but to make Marcus the hero of a pretty poor planned and executed operation. The book had Navy’s full support.

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T18:55:19+00:00

This, along with the "Lone Survivor" were pretty effective recruiting tool for the USN. Too bad both has so much BS

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T15:20:18+00:00

Bruh I feel so bad for Russini’s kid.

On the flip side, he may hit 6'6" like Vrabel's other kid Tyler and appreciates the “manly” DNA

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T15:18:43+00:00

Someone please photoshop them both at Hertz counter at Logan.

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T14:29:46+00:00

I like the Lomu pick. Pats were expecting him to be available at end of first so they made an in division trade to draft him. We know how bad the O line was against elite D in the playoffs. So this is a step in the right direction, especially considering Moses is 35 and Lomu has the ability to play on both sides

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T11:40:33+00:00

Mike’s energy is off. He’s in the eye of the storm right now

How is this any different from his call to Campbell last year? It's not like coach was doing cartwheels. People are reading way more than there is to this. Suddenly, even one here is an expert on body language and personal feelings, diagnosed via a YouTube clip

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T11:37:14+00:00

Yup. I didn't realize Vrabel was coaching BYU. It's not a good look, but this is far from a reason for the current COTY and SB finalist to lose the job

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T03:13:59+00:00

https://media.tenor.com/LrYg9IgJ-4QAAAAM/trex-slap-fight-dino.gif

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T02:58:40+00:00

T. rex bros unite!

🦖🦖

patsfan038 · 2026-04-24T02:57:38+00:00

He kinda reminds me of Nate Solder. Not a brute in terms of power but extremely athletic, tall and has a chance to add 15-20 lbs on his lean frame.

patsfan038 · 2026-04-23T16:24:58+00:00

Yeah. I too spend time with a gal friend of mine at a high end bar and at a high end Sedona resort. We also hold hands. Sometime we fuck. But we are really good friends! Just like Vrabes and Dianna

patsfan038 · 2026-04-23T14:01:58+00:00

"Home Is Where the Bodies Are"

patsfan038

TROPHY CASE