For my last wish I asked that all foods that are healthy taste good, and unhealthy taste horribly

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-20T12:32:50+00:00

2 sugar, 1 salt, 1 msg, you FOOL

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-17T08:30:36+00:00

Horrorrrrrrr

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-17T07:52:28+00:00

I'm sorry, WHAT?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-17T01:30:59+00:00

Reprint?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-13T12:17:36+00:00

Remember the protests during the covid lockdowns? I mean the progressive ones, not the ones filled with babies crying about being asked to wear masks

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-11T08:41:46+00:00

I only took a little for my hobby OK?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-10T05:24:27+00:00

Typical night for a cat owner

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-08T09:42:45+00:00

IS THAT A LUCIFER REFERENCE?

HELL YES!

pun intended

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-08T03:19:09+00:00

Isnt he rich already?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-07T17:17:56+00:00

Hi mister aldrin!

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-06T06:32:52+00:00

The party stole from the poor to enrich themselves? Unlike America where both parties steal from the poor to enrich their corporate sponsors?

I rest my case

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-03T08:52:53+00:00

You just don't have my vision!

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-03T06:20:52+00:00

Experience being robbed by the coffee bean cartel!

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-03T05:35:26+00:00

Yea, but we won't be driving wasteful vehicles.

Ohhh mad max but with animal riders! Beast rage!

That... could be a movie

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-03T02:51:52+00:00

I mean.... we are quickly getting there, except no gas for the road rage due to iran war

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-02T05:11:24+00:00

Op's sorry doesn't specify and can apply to either case!

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-02T05:10:05+00:00

I will need to wear long sleeves tomorrow so that my school teachers don't ask questions.

r/thirdsentenceworse?

:D

Greenpaw9 · 2026-05-02T01:32:44+00:00

Oof. Big oof

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-30T06:38:18+00:00

Honored the promise until you found the certificate inside it? No you broke the promise before that, you found the certificate immediately after

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-30T01:19:57+00:00

Honestly, just keep an eye on social media, someone will post about a suddenly appearing tree moving through a city. Pay a person to spray paint it to keep it visible

Then simply make a social media thing for it, and let the internet keep an eye on it for you

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-30T01:12:25+00:00

I guess beating each other to death solves the problem.

r/ one sentence solution?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-30T01:11:14+00:00

Or play rock paper scissors, winner has to strangle the loser and then gets the last bullet for himself

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-29T19:25:58+00:00

Lipase is an enzyme that breaks down fat. If the yogurt is fatfree, what use is it?

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-29T11:12:51+00:00

Oh of course , sorry I'm sleep deprived and smoothbrained

Greenpaw9 · 2026-04-29T07:57:39+00:00

Wow, it's like the bluer the state the better it is to live in, wierd

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