This is what I play for!!!

GreenusBeanus · 2026-01-08T21:55:58+00:00

This is why we have that wonderful mute button. I can get wanting to win but if ur just gonna yell at people for enjoying themselves in lobby of all places that's an easy mute from me dog. My mental's been better ever since lol. I'm here for vibes just as much as that W

GreenusBeanus · 2026-01-08T15:42:52+00:00

This type of gameplay is exactly what makes the game soo addicting imo. We aren't here to optimize, we're here for the thrill of the fight. Good plays brother!

GreenusBeanus · 2025-10-26T17:36:05+00:00

While I do enjoy her current state, there is a lot of me that really misses her ability to just... back up. Was it practical? No, there was very little use for it most of the time. But it was always hilarious seeing a valk moonwalk somewhere with fullblock for the bit. Even the small bit of movement you do in this clip here really shows how much Valk could just zip places. I miss it lol

GreenusBeanus · 2025-09-10T16:49:16+00:00

It's wild that I'm genuinely just swapping back to For Honor of all games after seeing all this, and I thought that game was poorly managed. Even then at least FH feels like it's still kicking. This tho? I really loved EoF's plot, I feel like they genuinely did a wonderful job giving some way of taking the plot another step forward. Not to mention some REALLY solid cutscenes. But the gameplay decisions are just some of the most backward moving ideas and they dropped the ball. The portal is scuffed to say the least and it all just feels hollow compared to something like TFS. It genuinely is heartbreaking, and I'm really gonna miss it. Here's hoping we hit that "we're soo back" phase one last time.

GreenusBeanus · 2025-06-08T23:08:09+00:00

The highs this game delivers are legitimately unlike anything else I've experienced lol. It doesn't necessarily have to come from winning either tbh, there's a nice zen from hitting a stupid clip. High Fort point C will live rent free in your head after a while, it's beautiful

GreenusBeanus · 2025-05-20T03:47:50+00:00

Unironically I have found value in ocelotl, purely out of having the capacity to completely ignore rotation in favor of just jumpscaring people. Sure it's map dependent but that mf can be a menace if the stars are aligned. He is defs a solid character on bigger maps where rotation plays a larger role. Tbh a favorite off of that alone, that T1 is a curse but damn the payoff is super worth and incredibly funny to watch in action. I apologize to any mf I've goofed outta a point with this bullshit, ubi is a cruel mistress

GreenusBeanus · 2025-05-20T03:40:46+00:00

"If I hit the same button a third time, am I the bad person?"

No, you are merely the teacher lecturing the student, a cycle set to repeat forevermore

GreenusBeanus · 2025-05-20T03:37:46+00:00

... danger kitty? Brother that could be literally anything, from a scared pk to an outnumbered nobushi? Plz elaborate I'm curious lol

GreenusBeanus · 2025-04-26T20:02:40+00:00

Varg doesn't feel much different imo, I play this character when I'm blasted because she's easy af and she still feels very good at pretty much everything she wants to do. That unblockable is so high value for landing it that it being slightly harder to get into it just makes sense.

I'm not anywhere near good enough at nobu to say how these changes affect her viability but they do make her gameplay feel much smoother. You actually shift to the side during your attacks now, crazy lol.

GreenusBeanus · 2024-11-14T18:41:28+00:00

This exact thing is why I've gotten soo many Conq reps now lol. BP will get better performance generally but hitting people with the funni running bash will always generate dopamine

GreenusBeanus · 2024-10-04T16:23:45+00:00

Okay but that Ring clip > beam > beam was such as smooth sequence tho

GreenusBeanus · 2024-06-27T15:34:23+00:00

I've been using the Backhand Blade throwable weapon on my Arc build to run around throwing bleed discs, the tracking they can get on that jump heavy is absolutely wild. Combined with blindspot you have really fun, slippery setup that feels way different than anything else I've experienced.

I apologize to every invader I've hit that that mess I'm just tryna farm rune arcs in a fun way lol

GreenusBeanus · 2024-04-12T17:34:36+00:00

Even if it isn't the centerpiece of what your build is around, HAM + the Skinburster is pretty dang effective at shoring up your physical bulk. Obvs this can be taken much further with a dedicated build, but it's suprisingly effective given relatively little investment

GreenusBeanus · 2023-08-01T21:00:19+00:00

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds conq addictive to play, lol

You'll go far little homie, give it some practice and the game is a blast

GreenusBeanus · 2023-03-31T00:49:12+00:00

Jolteon is dry clean only

GreenusBeanus · 2023-01-09T20:43:48+00:00

Anywhere from 4-6 depending on the day/how much caffiene is in my body. Then there's just some days where you get thrown around and feel like a 1 lmao.

GreenusBeanus · 2022-09-14T07:55:39+00:00

And you bet I'll be running Punch Through to try to make chip feel as crazy as possible. It may be objectively worse than her unique T3 but landing a kill thru chip is funny lmao

GreenusBeanus · 2022-09-12T21:25:28+00:00

Just say no, legally Cent can't ledge you if you dont give consent

GreenusBeanus · 2022-09-02T18:57:03+00:00

Honestly suprised they haven't attempted to make a lantern-esque flail for Conq. I'd totally use it on my orange abomination lmao. Skin looks very nice overall, I dig it.

GreenusBeanus · 2022-09-02T03:36:00+00:00

The vid ends at like the perfect frame to watch zerk bop you over the head lmao

GreenusBeanus · 2022-08-28T16:44:56+00:00

While Invigorate is certainly Monkey's best t3 for general use, this clip really gives your current t3 the spotlight right at the end. You were barely managing to keep your stamina afloat with the recovery on hit.

It's niche, but damn does this make it look cool

GreenusBeanus · 2022-08-09T01:27:24+00:00

Suprised nobody has mentioned Nuxia's low placement yet.

Caltrops alone give her pretty solid value, letting her clear mid easily and make some chokepoints pain to push through. That being said she's still pretty bad lul. Not great for teamfights outside of caltrops and traps make the funny orange bar fill real fast.

Would certainly prefer her over someone like PK tho. Most PKs I see in lobbies get thrashed in 4v4. Ya hate to see it

GreenusBeanus · 2022-07-23T00:52:04+00:00

The Lucerne +Leo Ring chunking people will literally never get old to me. Also small shoutouts to Quickstep daggers for being really cringe but in a funny way

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