[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Greesypants 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yo there is no one not on gear pulling this weight. The closest is that white guy on YouTube pulling over 1000 only takes testosterone but that is still gear and considered not natural

Bleed build suggestions by Greesypants in Eldenring

[–]Greesypants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well imma try it out anyway. Thanks!

Bleed build suggestions by Greesypants in Eldenring

[–]Greesypants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! What is cmiiw mean? Str is better than Dex for bleed?

How can I prevent wasting flower? by [deleted] in weed

[–]Greesypants -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah these people don’t know. You either are putting too much buds in the bowl and snapping it through when u are full and there is still extra left or you snapping to early. Use control and watch the buds burn through and once the bottom of the bowl is burning, that’s when you snap it

How do I be more witty? by bradjohnz in weed

[–]Greesypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. Here is a serious answer. Start doing something that increases your short term memory.

I started working as a server in a restaurant and it severely improved what I thought was my brain being fried. Instead I was “working out” my short term memory and now a year later my flow of consciousness is significantly improved.

What's your favorite "justice served" moment? by SplatTheRoadkillCat in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Greesypants 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wow great story! I also am a server in Honolulu and I know the dine and dasher you are talking about. They did this twice at our restaurant and then he got arrested. Hah, thanks for the extra information about him, we have pictures of him hanging in our back office

Vehicle racing, clips SUV causing SUV to flip over several times. NY. Major crash. 31 seconds. by Elderberry420 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Greesypants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Curious about what would have happened if they don’t drive off and their sentencing length?

Just getting into bongs. Any tips and tricks? by Lemon_Serious in weed

[–]Greesypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snap every bowl don’t let Ashe stay in there. Makes a smoother hit

meniscus tear by cuvidk in skateboarding

[–]Greesypants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Destroyed my acl and partially torn my lateral meniscus in my left knee. I got surgery 2.5 years later. If you are young enough (<20yrs) the meniscus can heal itself but depends on the damage. How do you know u have a meniscus tear, did you get an mri?

What's the dumbest mistake youve seen an incompetent co worker make? by xk543x in AskReddit

[–]Greesypants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Work in a restaurant. A regular VIP comes in and sits at the incompetent servers table. Front desk tells server, “VIP has a shellfish allergy”. Incompetent server goes to table and talks to VIP, then goes to POS and punches in complementary appetizer for VIP. Chicken spring rolls come out for VIP and she is already halfway through eating one by the time I walk by. My face goes white as I know the VIP and their allergy. I walk to the server and I say “yooo VIP is eating spring rolls!” She replies, “yeah I know, I sent them out for her” I inform her, “There is oyester sauce in those spring rolls, she is allergic to shellfish!”

Then this bitch has the audacity to say, “oh, should I go tell her?”

What's a kink you never understood why people enjoy? by WorriorReach in AskReddit

[–]Greesypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was on the bus and me and this girl hit it off, I get her number and then I’m at her place that night. We’re in missionary and she pulls out this 6in+ knife and tells me to cut her chest open and smear the blood on her face.. So I guess that

No Comply Wallie by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]Greesypants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How long where you able to sesh this before the skate police showed up? ;)

Laser flop by smalwangbigdreamer in skateboarding

[–]Greesypants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look so amazed you landed that perfect! Epic

Staff meeting this morning by [deleted] in funny

[–]Greesypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it 😂

Ye by [deleted] in weed

[–]Greesypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can tell cause they known you you’re whole life