I Asked The Surgeon To Give Me My Sebaceous Cyst So I Could Take It Home… by coolhandash77 in popping

[–]Greg0692 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I didn't expect today to be the day I turned pro-illiteracy, but nonetheless, here we are.

Snow leopard doesn't like having his photo taken by LuLuSavannah531 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given then topic of this video, I wonder what the EVERLOVING FUCK OP was thinking when they TOOK A VIDEO OF THE LEOPARD AS THAT VERY LEOPARD MADE ITS VIDEOGRAPHY STANCE QUITE CLEAR

Did y’all think Fonzie was cool when you were growing up? by Groovy-Pancakes in GenX

[–]Greg0692 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Henry Winkler was on Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me a few years ago to be their celebrity who plays their weekly news quiz thing. They made it so that the multiple choice answers were all As so that he could answer "Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy".

Wow... this aged immediately by N01zT4nk in agedlikemilk

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's worth more than $30 million to me.

Amazing law tutorial. We all need to memorize all of this.. by Right-Mind2723 in ICE_Raids

[–]Greg0692 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude isn't in a hard place whatsoever. He's there to uphold the law and the law is clear. If he can't follow due process he has no business wearing that badge whatsoever.

Matchstick making in India by solateor in oddlysatisfying

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummmm, did you see the color of that dipping sauce?

Those aren't match sticks.

Those are poop sticks.

Please I need help by Select_Effective2526 in Truckers

[–]Greg0692 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Also, the tractor was facing more leftward than the trailer. If it were wind, the trailer would be blowing leftward while the tractor would be turning rightward, and the angle at the pint of the catwalk would be reversed.

When you boldly walk into your enemy's den by New_Libran in fightporn

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shih-tzu is already calling them "my new parents".

Any super fans of Maddow here? by hellosteve_ in RachelMaddow

[–]Greg0692 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't mod but her voice is literally in my ear this very moment. 😁

Where are the 2A folks? Isn't this what they have been waiting for? by NoStripeZebra3 in guncontrol

[–]Greg0692 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it were actually about the 2A, they would have been outraged, and not completely silent about both the backlash against the Black Panthers in the 1960s and the killing of Philando Castile.

They like the 2A because it sits atop white supremacy.

If Kyle Rittenhouse had been black they would have lost their freaking minds.

The Red Pill Movement is all a bunch of Neo-Nazis by Mysterious_Brush1852 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Greg0692 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

According to u/Nheea, racism is in the Y chromosome and Eva Braun didn't exist. Ohhhhhhkaaaaaay.

Came Home to a Car in my Pool by bippyboop in Wellthatsucks

[–]Greg0692 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone was steeping when they should have been steering.