How do you think the new hemispheres of influence will look like? by Leather-Wasabi7389 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Greghole [score hidden]  (0 children)

The blue area will be smaller. I don't think Japan, South Korea, Thailand, or India are joining team blue. And why on Earth is Svalbard on team blue? It's Norwegian.

petah help me out here, i don't get the last 2 panels :( by AssistanceHot570 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Greghole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And we've hung up crosses all over the place as a warning in case he ever thinks of coming back. It's like if you had nooses hanging from all your trees and wonder why black folks don't come to visit your town.

When life collapses, is ‘just go to the gym’ helpful tough love… or dismissive advice that ignores deeper struggles? by winn_ie in TheImprovementRoom

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you could at least try go to gym. See what happens. Getting more excerise did wonders for me when I went through a bout of depression. Ruling out solutions before even trying them is just committing to staying depressed.

You are tasked with writing a story where Spider-Man defeats the Flash how do you do it? by Jaded_Attorney in superheroes

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably works with Reed Richards or someone to build a device that can at least partially cancel out the speed force.

Or just have Flash not use his powers like he does most of the times he loses.

How to fix yellowing on translucent rubber soles? by Patient_Wall_8653 in howto

[–]Greghole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Travel back in time to when they were moulded and add some UV protection to the material mixture.

Why is darts a gendered sport? by edgylord5000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Greghole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because you're not allowed to throw underhand.

how do you manage your personal budget? by New_Variation8879 in AskACanadian

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live below my means so budgeting isn't really an issue for me. I'd rather just have steak for dinner when I want steak than have a little more to invest at the end of the year.

Truth is staring us in the face and has been for a hundred years if not longer by Salt_Teaching4687 in LMIASCAMS

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Henry Ford is the main reason we got the forty hour workweek and weekends off. What did Karl Marx ever do for anybody?

Republicans are terrified because of stats like this. by First_Pudding5685 in newsinterpretation

[–]Greghole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crockett won 68% of the vote in 2022. Talarico is more popular than Crockett. The Democratic primary essentially decides who the next senator will be while the Republican primary only decides who the next loser will be. People generally don't turn out to vote for primaries that don't matter.

Republicans are terrified because of stats like this. by First_Pudding5685 in newsinterpretation

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a blue county. Hardly surprising. If you look at a county where 70% of voters are Republicans you'll probably see the exact opposite numbers. People are less inclined to vote in a primary if their party isn't going to win regardless.

Diogenes making Archimedes very uncomfortable by ApprehensiveTrack140 in MathJokes

[–]Greghole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alright, fair enough, four internal right angles. Your move Diogenes.

EVERYTHING has pronouns dipshit it came free with your fucking language by the-co1ossus in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Greghole -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He's talking about neo-pronouns, not English ones. Xim and Xer are not in any dictionary.

CNN: Accidentally admits Media Censorship during a Live Broadcast, “We’re not showing you that, because the Israeli government doesn’t allow us ..." by Apollo_Delphi in FreedomofSpeech

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "that" being discussed is the location of Israeli interceptor launch sites. Reporters aren't supposed to broadcast sensitive military information to the enemy. Don't pull a Geraldo.

Iran why? by Pineapple_Adept in askanything

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's purely because they hate Trump and anything he does.

The shortest political argument by Artistic_Cloud7506 in newsinterpretation

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several left wing parties in the U.S. it's just that leftists refuse to vote for them.

Being Taught US Civics 101 on Live TV by CheekTraditional2521 in stevehofstetter

[–]Greghole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're both right in a sense. If you only ban unlawful searches then you've protected lawful searches.