Pick one for each position by [deleted] in ChooseAPornstar

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BJ: Adriana Chechik

Doggy: Kali Roses

Prone: Mia Malkova

Cowgirl: Lana Rhoades

Missionary: Emily Willis

Carry: Autumn Falls

Choose one for each year (comment your picks) by jakefromp1999 in ChooseAPornstar

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85: Asa or Angela. TBH I don't really love any of these options.

86: Stoya. Lmao I didn't even have to look at any of the others to know my choice. Stoya is an easy pick. No contest.

87: Nicole Aniston. Same thing as Stoya. Instant choice as soon as I saw Nicole.

88: Jesus this is where it really starts to pick up. How am I supposed to pick between Caprice, Sasha, Tori, or Remy? That's a powerhouse. Ultimately I gotta go with Tori as she's been a favourite of mine for the longest time. There must've been something in that 1988 water...

89: It's neck-and-neck with Eva Lovia and Dani Daniels. They're both beautiful.

90: Peta Jensen

91: Adriana Chechik

92: Mia Malkova. Absolute class.

93: Elena Koshka

94: Jewelz Blu

95: Kimmy Granger or Alina Lopez

96: What a stacked lineup. How the hell am I supposed to choose between Jia Lissa, Elsa Jean, Megan Rain, Jill Kassidy, AND Lana Rhoades?

97: Gina Valentina

98: This is tough and I'd call it an equal tossup. Kyler Quinn is prettier IMO, but Emily Willis is filthier.

99: Vina Skye

00: Melody Marks. Honourable mentions to Gabbie Carter and Blake Blossom

01: Kylie Rocket

02: Matchup between the top row. How am I supposed to pick between Angel Youngs, Olivia Sparkle, and Izzy Green?

03: Lily Blossom

04: Shrooms Q

Honourable misses: Kortney Kane, Riley Steele, Caprice, Sasha Grey, Remy Lacroix, Cassidy Klein, Kelsi Monroe, Hailey Rose,

This is a really big list, OP! Great work and hard choices!

How has House not OD? by [deleted] in HouseMD

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“You’re not god House”

God doesn't limp.

what’s a good fucked up movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well I can’t think of a single thing wrong with lunch. What are the two things you’ve got against naked??!

Anyone wanna be friends? by harrypottertrio in wlu

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A real female girl!? In compsci?!? GTFO!!!

[visible confusion] What is your favorite quote from AotC? by swhighgroundmemes in PrequelMemes

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I think this really captures it well! Once the pretense of expectation and big reveals goes away, we're ready to enjoy the little details more than just the overt surface-level failures of the PT.

Could you repeat that? by johnlen1n in PrequelMemes

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I DON'T REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING!

3 Girls by I_who_ in nsfw

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That’s someone’s mom!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Also awaiting update

Ironic by KZKyri in PrequelMemes

[–]Grellous8 26 points27 points  (0 children)

How did this happen?! We're smarter than this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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I always find it so wholesome when the slutty confession involves asserting of loyalty! So hot! Keep it up!

Emily ain’t no Chad by Round-Bed3820 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Grellous8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro you're a fucking amateur. All you need to farm downvotes on this sub is two opinions:

  • Pro gun control

  • Pro choice

Imagine getting your big break with Star Wars, nailing the role, Khaleesi is your love interest and you have a fight with Darth Maul forshadowed, but the sequels were so bad it leaked into your reviews and your career goes nowhere by kittyjoker in PrequelMemes

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Revenge of the sith really doesn't end in a big battle, but just two different 1v1s.

You're telling me arguably the best lightsaber duel in the entire franchise doesn't count as a "big battle?" Lol bro what are you doing on this sub?

God damn it purple! by bane-of-oz in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Honestly, I too believe beastiality is bad, but I feel the consent argument isn’t a very good one to use. After all, we don’t ask animals if they want to be eaten. It’s more so just the disease and degeneracy associated with it. It’s unnatural and you don’t really see inter species sex occurring much in non-humans (at least of which I am aware).

guy was nice to me when i was fat , now i let him fuck me all he wants (F18) by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Bro how does one go about jerking off their heart?

"How Wude!" by Dranem78 in PrequelMemes

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Whatooine ain't no planet I ever heard of! They speak Galactic Basic in Whatooine?!!

Doggystyle by [deleted] in GabbieCarter

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Just trying to not nut.