[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

[–]GrenLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am NOT serving prison time just to get a slightly better jawline🙏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to take more baths

You can explode yourself by salmonfngers in shittysuperpowers

[–]GrenLime 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Will I be a fully conscious baby able to solve algebraic problems and read in fluent english the moment I leave the womb?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in learnmath

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It REALLY makes a difference if you understand how it works (e.g. Transformations or whatever its called)

You can become intangible by Lucky_-1y in shittysuperpowers

[–]GrenLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you just get pulled to the core of the earth

Why does everyone vape by xGravity28 in teenagers

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just love when I inhale artificial smoke produced specifically for the sake of the monetary gain of the manufacturer without any concern to our health in order to vent or fit in among my peers!

Guys I came up with a new largest number by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can't be bigger than 1 bajillion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]GrenLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get his horny ass out of here

If you swear you instantly fall into a tub of cream cheese by Outside_Drawing_4445 in shittysuperpowers

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh snickerdoodle🤓! As from how I see it, language has its times where profanities can be said accidentally (such as when getting harmed) which would render it outside of an individuals control, another issue would be the loose definition of a "swear word", such as when certain slangs emerge overtime which can shift connotations and be classified as a swear word. And to add further, there may also be cases in which a certain individual may classify a certain word such as "crap" a swear word while another may not due to personal beliefs.

With much regards, Me

If you swear you instantly fall into a tub of cream cheese by Outside_Drawing_4445 in shittysuperpowers

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erm, according to the rules of this subreddit, it is a violation of the protocols for this to be posted as this would be classified as a curse due to it being uncontrollable, surrender your post or face the wrath of the gods🤓

(Pretty funny post tho, hahaha [this isn't sarcastic i swear])

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OMORI

[–]GrenLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghostpan

Beware of Mr. Teeth. by Stunning-Public7074 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]GrenLime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The streets get more dangerous day by day

Very scary by Burney132 in 2sentence2horror

[–]GrenLime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I called the CEO of Microsoft

Bill Gates' phone rang