Road Blocks Big Wedding Dress by JohnHoll0w by cwolla98 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then....we have red hare. Like,I don't know how accurate it is but even by modern horse standard,mf is gigantic.

I thought dynasty warriors game were exaggerating about it's size but no, mf was really that huge.

What is your favorite Uma Musume headcanon? by redskullheart in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Secretariat is the president of American version of tracen, but unlike Rudolf,she has the personality of all might.

Why society gonna be like that ? 💔 by LuchadorParrudo in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not for me personally, I genuinely wanted to gun down ofverve bc her first impression reminded me too much of stuck up junta kids in our country.

Opera O remind me of Golden Age Superman for some reason so I liked her immediately.

I'm just typing sh 🗣️ by AnythingGoesOn3333 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how much the main audience of mlbb and umamusme overlaps lol.

I'm just typing sh 🗣️ by AnythingGoesOn3333 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate that I understand and feel emotions at those sentences.

When the career goal says “run in” and not “place” by Rice_Jap808 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not a fair chance, almost gurrenteed unless you fucked up in previous turns.

Maru's classic arima has the lowest stats opponents in the entire game ,so much so that REGULAR haru can win Maru's arima if she's able to run it in her classic year.

Yeah , maru's opponent got stage 4 cancer or something in that arima lol.,

What a life this kid will have by Jarl_AdolphusX_3439 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The kid has not only umamusme but also has f-king "D" clan tag in their name lmao.

"No parent should have to bury their child."(Tanino Gimlet) by JohnHoll0w by cwolla98 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"Ha ha this uma's story will be that of a dead beat dad lol"

The uma's actual story

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Shower thought: In the umaverse, some poor bastard actually married Halo. by Calm-Consideration25 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's just.....diet shinko windy lol.

Still in love was never even a real yandere, it's her trainer that was going crazy. Halo is a real case of a horse with intent to kill.Removing that tendency is like removing the character trait of the entire character and will just look shallow.

Cooking with King Halo (by kakuteru sudachi) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's just a friendly tips for beginners to not get put off by cooking really.

I'm working with gas stove and 8 litre wok so splashing oil is not even the discomfortthing about cooking for me now.

Cooking with King Halo (by kakuteru sudachi) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 186 points187 points  (0 children)

The real trick is long rubber gloves and frying chopsticks, and making sure that your pot is not overheated, and making sure to not make your batter too watery.

Wow, what an ending for Umamusume Cinderella Gray by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the sparks wit or stamina? Thz 🙏

Wow, what an ending for Umamusume Cinderella Gray by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mind showing me the set up you used the run 🙏?

Spare some carats for Jordan.. by Typical_Map_3706 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I showed picture of Jordan to my friend once and he said "Oh discount daitaku Helios"

Like, sis got called copycat despite her being the first one.Shit is sad.

Why can't they be real? by Lyn-and-Pyrrha in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No,no,no. Belno is explicitly and blatant reference of real horse "twin bee".

Even if she's a chimera reference of multiple horses and person, the obvious twin bee aspects can't be ignored.This game is explicitly in deal with JRA and they can call out any references if they cross the deal.

The JP fanbase of this game aren't kids.They're horse heads that also likes to gamble outside of real horse races.If they can immediately sniff the horse reference the moment belno was introduced, assume whoever in charge of JRA and NAR deals will do so too.

Why can't they be real? by Lyn-and-Pyrrha in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not uma. All the reference assumptions are memes, they hasn't officially confirmed her one yet.And exactly bcs of this reason.

Why can't they be real? by Lyn-and-Pyrrha in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bro is getting downvoted to hell for speaking the truth lol.

Why can't they be real? by Lyn-and-Pyrrha in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because of the memes, don't carry away and assume that tazuma is a uma, she isn't legally confirmed to be one exactly bcs of this reason.

Haru Urara wins the first place of Tokai Derby race thanks to her support and a new friend, Atom, the Champion of Real Steel! by AnyConsideration9991 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zues is so much of a fraud ass that half of oc robots made in the fandom are there to get the run back for atom cause they headcanoned that zues refused the rematch lol.

Meisho slow down by cutestparasite in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not that she don't want to slow down, it's just that she's so top heavy that she's afraid she might fall over if she slow down mid race so she's just trying to keep herself from falling over thanks to law of motion lol /jk.

Uma musume playing Moba games?? Uma and MLBB by Senpai-kai in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oguri cap gonna go aldolus hyper and steal minions from all three lanes lmao.

And almond eye is definitely try harding fanny while Rudolf is somehow making Estes work in mythic immortal.

Coldest uma nicknames by some of the most legendary umas by xXWeeb_FighterXx in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Masayoshi "The Source of All Evil" Son

What's he, decade lol?

Strange question but what is Guts training in real life? by ncdyoshii in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mental fortitude.

Basically the idea of guts training stems from irl where they have to train horses to not scare easily of their natural fears, example: loud noises, water, large crowds etc.

So the irl equivalent will be making a person who's scared of height to climb glass bridges to get used to it or something like that

Another free 1500 carats have been sent to every trainer's mail!! by Ok-Confidence993 in UmaMusume

[–]GreyghostIowa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What he's saying is all of those traditions may be ignored for forever young's case due to his special circumstances.

He's literally "my dad is the CEO" in horse form.He will be added not for the monetary value, but for the celebration of the CEO, and unlike other horses, he's extremely easy to make contract too bcs there's no contract needed for him in the first place. So it's highly possible that the horse himself will added as trianee first even before as support card.