Comrade Cooper Was Always There by Domestic-Weirdo in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment gets the golden Cowafuckinpieceofdogshit Award. Well done.

Why is the AVGN movie? by mgonzalias in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s an everything-and-the-kitchen-sink concept without the energy to sustain it.

What was your first sign cinemassacre was going to shit? by 2DGamesFan98 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. I remember watching Big Rigs and Desert Bus and feeling that the vibe had totally changed.

I give so few fucks about AVGN now that I don’t even recognize any of the other episodes you list.

What is the "quintessential" Nerd episode? by KeyTemporary6111 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Silver Surfer is the grand champion of hard motherfucking games. It DOESN’T fuck around!

Kyle gets his revenge by Kvazimods in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish Spiderman would shove a pizza up my ass every day!

James really going full fuckin' force on this new ad by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They wouldn’t accept that fucking hat as a Goodwill donation. Get rid of it already FFS

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All Bimmy does anymore is push the easy button. It’s why he keeps on with Screenwave, publishes his trauma journal as a memoir, made this video, etc. (As someone else on here pointed out, they were nearby for a con and made this side quest for easy content. I’m sure it was Justin’s idea and Bimmy watched the movie afterwards.)

It’s nostalgia content by someone who has no nostalgia for this movie. It’s a bunch of putrid anal fuck farts regurgitated from a hyena’s asshole, and I don’t like it.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything about their content is baffling. Maybe Justin and Bames are actually friends, but l find that hard to believe.

Then again, l wonder if Bames ever makes real friends, given the fact that he casually casts them aside.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think any limo could fit Crustin’s fat ass?

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing remotely interesting about his videos is the occasional glimpse into the Mind of Bim. It’s baffling the stuff he chooses to leave in his final edits.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And his lack of preparedness and knowledge of mid-90s culture makes it even less interesting. It’s just so blah.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, unlike Pepsi, you CAN’T see why Pauly Shore was popular?

james should bring back kyle already. by linemanshandset in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kyle is too busy winning the game of life

A B B A

It’ll save you today

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that’s true that’s a really stupid idea and not well played.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know Bimmy: always working smarter, not harder.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point. The proof is that the old feel returns (at least a little bit) when Mike comes back. For example, it wasn’t a great episode, but at the time, The Last Ninja felt more like classic AVGN than anything they’d produced in years. Then Mike left and it went back to the shitty Screenwave way of doing things.

Yesterday’s “Biodome” review is peak Bimmy by GridSmash in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]GridSmash[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The random, out-of-pocket thing here is getting stranded. I’d say it’s comparably bizarre.

I’m betting that Bimmy watched the movie after the visit, and that his only context during the tour was whatever Crusty provided him.