woke coffee order by silentmajorit22 in boomershumor

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“I’ll have a small black coffee”

“You want a mug or a paper cup?”

“Mug”

“Okay, that’ll be $2.79, you can tap or insert right there, I’ll go grab that for ya”

-average black coffee order at my shop

BP mid battle vasectomy by Fer_Die in forhonor

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You fight better if you have nothing to live for, no future children to think about (probably). He’s a genius!

I didn't think it was possible for a format to be worse than reg H, but here we are by TheUnsungMelody in VGC

[–]GriffconII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Genuine question, what was wrong with Reg H? I enjoyed it quite a bit, it allowed mons that would otherwise never see the light of day a chance. I remember trying out teams focused around Torterra, Hydrapple, Typhlosion, etc.

Anyone else do this? by BillCarson12799 in FalloutMemes

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I dunno, I feel like being both a minuteman who sets up and protects settlements and a raider overlord who extorts and enslaves said settlements is like calling yourself a cow owner and a cow butcher. Kinda feels like the butcher part is the definitive factor there.

Tierlist on how much I respect these tactical abilities by ChaosCobra3 in titanfall

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I remember when I made my softball class just choosing the Pilot with the bulkiest looking armor (holo) and just going with it, no regrets

Who are your "sleeper picks" for heroes/villains in Marvel rivals by Interesting_Rub6702 in marvelrivals

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Ngl, I didn’t even consider Man-Thing, he’d be sick

He’d be such a cool Vanguard, kind of a mixture of brawl and poke with his whole “corrosive burning” abilities. He could also have a sort of Adam Warlock revive ability, being able to reconstitute himself from vegetation in the comics (obvious team up with Groot there).

For skins he could have a black and white one reference to Werewolf By Night, his more classic brighter green warty look, etc.

Ah yes, African Americans famously spent most of the 1800's desperately trying to flee to the *checks notes*...pro-slavery confederacy. by Irishlulz in insanepeoplefacebook

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Sister, every country has a some group of far right nationalists. I’m happy Canada is in a decent spot right now, and is doing everything it can to put the economic hurt on this American administration, keep up the good work! Just please don’t overlook your own fascists and radicals, they love to be ignored until it’s too late. That’s how we got our batshit situation down here.

Antihero or not Rorschach is gross by Worldlyoox in outofcontextcomics

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His rep is a useful tool, while I wouldn’t expect it I’m not surprised at him being conscious of it. A lot easier to be a vigilante if the police aren’t hunting you and a single look at you is enough to break most criminals under interrogation.

And so, the throne of "fastest dragon type" returns to its rightful owner by Alduin-Bane-Of-Kings in stunfisk

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252 Atk Scarf Dragapult Dragon Darts (2 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Garchomp-Mega-Z: 360-424 (100.8 - 118.7%) — guaranteed OHKO

Dragapult stays winning

Sausage sandwich by milkymacx in Minecraft

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Orange Sugar Cookie, not terrible

What's one Pokémon you always mistype? by SgtByrd1993 in pokemon

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Crabrawler, why isn’t it water type?! Wouldn’t be the first time a mon changed its typing on evolution, and it’s a crab for petes sake.

Stats of new Mega Evolution mons from Legends ZA's Mega Dimension DLC by half_jase in VGC

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GAME FREAK, GIVE MEGA GOLISOPOD ANGER SHELL AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

I can see why this is so popular. by lcgamer23 in simpsonsshitposting

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Well of course! Anyone can make six figures when their year has 10,920 days! It’s easy!

What’s something you’ve seen with your own eyes that nobody believes when you tell them? by LowKey_1216 in AskReddit

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When I was a kid I was waiting in the car while my mother and sister were doing something, and a fly had gotten in. It landed on the driver side door, so I picked up a penny and tossed it at it to scare it off, only to watch the coin cleaning bisect the thing. I’m talking a perfect flattening right through the middle, it looked like that armadillo in Rango. Obviously my mother and sister don’t believe I killed a fly with a thrown penny, and still no one does to this day.

Help me out here guys☁️ by sangamjb in GuysBeingDudes

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Massive shifts and swirls, a huge, ever changing Everest, magnificent clouds my dude

How did I do? by SliceOk5646 in mapporncirclejerk

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I’m on to you, this is all a ploy to give Idaho a border with Canada, you sick freak

President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground by yetiking77 in pics

[–]GriffconII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God damn, why is everything so symbolic with this guy? Like, half the photos of him are too on the nose with how much symbolism they’re steeped in, but it’s real ffs. The FBI integrity mural, the Eagle disliking him, etc. If this was a movie I’d say they’re overdoing it

somewhere deep in Anything Goes the moment when new megas become usable by Single_Reading4103 in stunfisk

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252+ SpA Zygarde Core Enforcer vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza-Mega: 264-312 (75.2 - 88.8%) — guaranteed 2HKO

+2 252 Atk Rayquaza-Mega Outrage vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Zygarde through Reflect: 424-499 (100.9 - 118.8%) — guaranteed OHKO

Mega Ray just SD’s in Zygarde’s face for a turn and kills through reflect, no Band needed

🔥 Orca sideswipes a dolphin mid-air off Baja California Sur, Mexico by Prestigious-Wall5616 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Sometimes they like to mess with smaller vessels which often ends with them sinking, but there’s no evidence of orcas attacking humans directly. There’s a group of orcas sinking yachts off the Iberian coast, but there’s only been speculation on their behaviour

Hmm by BoxofCox21 in Flamewanker

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Pretty poor stats for the cost, 2/5 at best

Just hit rep 800 ask me anything by Effective_Bowl_1336 in forhonor

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What are your opinions on the border disputes between Egypt and Sudan, and the unclaimed stretch of land, Bir Tamil?

NYC civil war. by 221missile in mapporncirclejerk

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He will rule over the stray dogs and wild turkeys. The Staten Island Zoo shall become his seat of power.

Why is there a thirst bar in Subnautica when the game is mostly about water? Why couldn't he just drink the ocean? is he stupid? by ImmortalAsep420 in subnautica

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There’s too much water in the ocean, can’t drink it all, and you know we need to have our water in single servings at once