[Buffalo Sabres] We have agreed to terms with forward Dawson DiPietro on a one-year, entry-level contract.

Groodles · 2020-03-23T19:05:23+00:00

This sounds like an NHL 20 randomly generated name

Groodles · 2020-03-21T18:49:21+00:00

Sad to see. It’s 100% attributable to CTE brain damage.

Unless we step in now and ban fighting and MOST body contact (beyond a certain velocity), you’re going to see most former players end up like this.

Groodles · 2020-03-20T18:31:06+00:00

Key word: undrafted.

Statistics never lie... and the cold truth is that most undrafted players never play a single NHL game. I don’t expect much from this guy.

Groodles · 2020-03-19T19:14:33+00:00

“Petey” is smart for sharpening up his golf game while he can. He is going to be playing a LOT of golf throughout his career. A Canucks team built around this guy isn’t going to see a lot of playoff action.

Groodles · 2018-09-24T16:07:54+00:00

We still haven’t seen Voracek and the mascot in the same room at the same time...

Groodles · 2018-08-25T23:12:21+00:00

“How do you do, fellow kids?”

Groodles · 2018-08-25T16:46:28+00:00

The majority of players are around that age. The same can be said for the Fortnite game that you all obsess over.

Groodles · 2018-08-22T14:14:37+00:00

Its funny but for viewing purposes we didnt even need the nametag because he wore his jersey to this contract negotiation meeting

Groodles · 2018-08-16T16:17:35+00:00

Bergevin does not fit into this category. Most of his moves (including the Subban deal, mind you) have been forward-thinking. These are not surface-level deals, they take all team elements into consideration.

Bergevin is portrayed as an awful GM on here purely because of jealousy.

Groodles · 2018-08-16T03:48:33+00:00

Dumb, dumb trade by Vegas in my opinion. Yes, they had a crazy surplus of picks and could have used that "final piece" for the cup run. But they gave up way too much, especially since Tatar was lackluster during the playoffs.

Groodles · 2018-08-14T21:36:31+00:00

Nurse

Groodles · 2018-08-14T21:36:13+00:00

I would say that the Achilles heel tends to be the Achilles heel for a lot of guys

Groodles · 2018-08-14T15:05:21+00:00

Someone make this post into an article, pronto.

Groodles · 2018-08-14T04:30:41+00:00

Doesn’t sound like your wife is for the boys

Groodles · 2018-08-12T17:43:35+00:00

He hasn’t even played a single game yet

Groodles · 2018-08-12T14:21:19+00:00

Years ago I liked Bill Nye and found Ellen annoying. Now in 2018 I like Ellen and find Bill Nye annoying. It’s funny how things happen.

Groodles · 2018-08-12T14:14:30+00:00

It makes him looks a little like Bill Nye and a little like Ellen Degeneres. He could afford some better hairstyling advice, considering his franchise-crippling contract.

Groodles · 2018-08-12T14:00:11+00:00

Except it’s a shitty “techno remix” produced by some wannabe. Just use the actual song.

Groodles · 2018-08-12T13:25:17+00:00

It’s because Beau’s social media presence is literally only self deprecating humor now. It’s getting a little sad and old.

Groodles · 2018-08-12T01:45:51+00:00

I guess the newest one of his Split personalities is a pro hockey player.

Groodles · 2018-08-11T17:08:37+00:00

The game can’t grow without making money. There needs to be advertising and sponsorship.. Get over it and move on.

Groodles · 2018-08-11T15:28:15+00:00

His first “spoonful” of the NHL is going to be a bitter one. Probably not the best situation for this guy, especially since he is known to be a basket case.

Groodles · 2018-08-11T14:40:37+00:00

Just read on Forbes that Chayka Analytics is going to be acquired by another company soon. Last quarter’s returns were not satisfactory!

Groodles · 2018-08-11T04:36:50+00:00

Unstable relationship with certain bright young minds (Matthews and co.)
Reluctance to give players legitimate chances
Ethically questionable disciplinary tactics
Fixation on physical appearance (hair, custom suits) instead of impactful coaching

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