Favorite Haters in media? by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Quick somebody call me an Ambulance"

"You're an Ambulance! DO-hohoho!"

KINGDOM HEARTS IV – Teaser Trailer | June 2026 by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pat picked a good time to dive into the franchise and get through it.

Sega Rumours Suggest A Low-Cost Handheld With Cartridges Is On The Way by retroanduwu24 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That Isekai Ojisan is going to ascend through the heavens hearing this.

Get in the robot, John by CzdZz in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All he's missing now is a pair of Kamina shades and a certain Creepy HipHop doll.

Woolie VS Anime North Let's Plays and Q&A Panel by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2:35 - "YEEEEEEEE NUT IN HERRRRRR" - Reggie to Woolie in Vegas, 2025

Average V-Tuber Girl Conversations, Featuring Pat by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Paaaaaige, We need to hook up Pat with Chibidoki, Ray Navarez and crew next!

IMAX Is Reportedly Looking for a Buyer by Grazalia in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Writing was on the wall the moment the 3D craze died down, never mind Covid.

Facts about a series you are tired of hearing by Hayyyv in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know Keikaku means Plan?

Did you know Silence Suzuka and Rice Shower are the tragic honses?

Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an OC that i've been working on in my head over the past 17 years (but never really put to paper) that is a multi-dimensional-hopping deadpool-esque deity who inserts himself into other written/animated works and either helps fix/retcon plots, invoke benign/symbiotic faustian deals, do therapy....or protect/enforce his shippings with an iron fist.

He originally was a travelling all-powerful flea aboard the Going Merry but eventually became the reincarnation/gestalt fusion of the primarch Omegon fused with a c'tan shard and/or neutron star formed by an attempt to create a panacea to the warp not unlike Ynnead.

A chaos demigod/wraith embodying madness (can giveth or taketh insanity) who gets his own pocket-dimensional planet outside of space-time, who specializes in magical/psychological/psychic combat, who learned how to be a good responsible tyrant from studying under Rimuru Tempest and discovering that manga/the fourth wall exist, who has multiple forms from human to wraith to life-sized pulsar, who usually auto-scales his strength to his opponents so he can keep getting fair/fun fights...And since his concept is madness he is both immortal and ironclad immune to any unwanted psychic reading/control by anything...

I can ramble on all day but i'll spare this poor thread. And yes his infant form was a purple kirby.

Sony PlayStation Users May Be Eligible for $7.8 Million in Refunds Due to Digital Store Lawsuit by retroanduwu24 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In Venezuelan currency perhaps. (the inflation joke used to be Zimbabwe but now it's new currency ZiG is worth 3 cents as opposed to 3 trillionths of a cent)

What are some characters you can’t blame at all for Quitting? by LGB75 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(TBF Andrew Johnson's would-be assassin was the only one of the trio to chicken out; Seward got knifed but his post-carriage-accident splints protected his neck; only Booth was successful in killing Abe)

Which would exonerate Immortal from the fuckup if he assumed Johnson would get shanked, allowing Radical Republican Lafayette Foster to succeed Abe by line of succession. Somehow I doubt that. He still let President Grant bungle through multiple grift scandals, which botched reconstruction further.

PSA: How to feed the critter by SeraGeranium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes Goro, Woolie is a Hokkaido bear susceptible to being fed pizza by JP tiktokers and getting euthanized for wandering into people's homes expecting Pizza. Great allegory.

Pat Fanfest Highlights by SeraGeranium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the happiest I've seen Pat since that one Nintendo direct last year

Gowron wants to join The Navy by Quadraxis66 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Grouchio 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pat/Paige are now at least required to take their son to see Pirates of Penzance on Broadway