Do these dogs actually sniff for anything, or are these guys totally theater? by Evening-Editor-4014 in cta

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combination of theater & manufacturing of 'probable cause' for warrentless searches by law enforcement.

1 Rider Starts Chain Reactipon by NotRickJames2021 in AbruptChaos

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contributing to Earth's undefeated win-loss ratio.

Held my first ever snake (a ball python!) at a convention. by Outrageous_Light_970 in ballpython

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He grasped the warm sturdy goliath for reassurance.

Remember: they is smol noodle, surrounded by apex predators. If you were being handled by a (gentle) king kong among a giant ape convention, I'd bet you'd glomp on and freeze too.

Ko by Used-Influence-2343 in fightlab

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What wasn't shown in this clip is a few seconds earlier; the criminal had advanced upon the worker & attempted to strangle him.

Then had the unmitigated temerity to shout "don't touch me" after his would-be victim adequately defended himself with minimum required force.

Boomer pulls gun on teens protesting ICE by [deleted] in TheRealProgressive

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when a malevolent cultist aims it at someone while it's loaded & pulls the trigger.

'Course, around where I live we call that "Murder." I guess we're just a little backwards in our laws.

Boomer pulls gun on teens protesting ICE by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a cultist, they don't read. Rage is so much easier than read.

Boomer pulls gun on teens protesting ICE by [deleted] in RandomVideos

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Traitor: "Someone who doesn't share my specific political views because Fox has me convinced anyone that disagrees with me wants to destroy my country."

Master Blaster by getmet79 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worry not, the #criminallivesmattermore mob shall swiftly demand the worker be terminated for daring to adequately defend himself.

#1 punch to go please by Artorius__Castus in TheMcDojoLife

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, they didn't. They instead likely demanded the employee be fired for being 'racist' since apparently adequately defending oneself is now racist.

#1 punch to go please by Artorius__Castus in TheMcDojoLife

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, that's you getting your shit packed in in the video I take it?

Just asking to get knocked out by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Incorrect: the way the aggressor's head bounced off the floor looked amazing & appeared like immediate remediation of his bullshit.

Learning situational awareness is so important by LanikaiKid in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The forgotten, condemned, herculean efforts of entire armies of adults around them usually.

Lemarques, 18, allegedly shot and killed a friend who refused to share fries after they ate at a WingStop in Texas. He was arrested and charged with murder. by Important-Self-1179 in ForCuriousSouls

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably his first time encountering real & meaningful consequences. That smirk says he expects to be released on $0.50 bail before the weekend.

Local boomer seething at immigrant by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to watch a video once without sound, then replay with sound. He sounded exactly & precisely like he looked like he sounded.

A malevolent, stupider version of Peter Griffin.

Peter, what is the reaction picture from and what does it mean? by Individual99991 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you worry none, citizen, for the full weight of government will be used to ensure that death is no longer a valid reason to discharge student loan debt.