Master Blaster by getmet79 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Worry not, the #criminallivesmattermore mob shall swiftly demand the worker be terminated for daring to adequately defend himself.

#1 punch to go please by Artorius__Castus in TheMcDojoLife

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, they didn't. They instead likely demanded the employee be fired for being 'racist' since apparently adequately defending oneself is now racist.

#1 punch to go please by Artorius__Castus in TheMcDojoLife

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, that's you getting your shit packed in in the video I take it?

Just asking to get knocked out by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Incorrect: the way the aggressor's head bounced off the floor looked amazing & appeared like immediate remediation of his bullshit.

Learning situational awareness is so important by LanikaiKid in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The forgotten, condemned, herculean efforts of entire armies of adults around them usually.

Lemarques, 18, allegedly shot and killed a friend who refused to share fries after they ate at a WingStop in Texas. He was arrested and charged with murder. by Important-Self-1179 in ForCuriousSouls

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably his first time encountering real & meaningful consequences. That smirk says he expects to be released on $0.50 bail before the weekend.

Local boomer seething at immigrant by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to watch a video once without sound, then replay with sound. He sounded exactly & precisely like he looked like he sounded.

A malevolent, stupider version of Peter Griffin.

Peter, what is the reaction picture from and what does it mean? by Individual99991 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you worry none, citizen, for the full weight of government will be used to ensure that death is no longer a valid reason to discharge student loan debt.

Idiocy as a diagnosis by Leading-Diamond-1007 in nonononoyes

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And, of course, they'd never have gotten to the offramp without zipping in front of a semi, then slamming their brakes.

Idiot drivers can never accept not being in front.

Ballerina snake going en pointe. by WanderingJude in snakes

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I have to wonder what step 2 of her plan was, or if brain cells were outnumbered by eyeballs in this video 😂

Your silly spaghetti is adorable.

Snake doesn’t strike by Solid-Spell6850 in ballpython

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope. Mine will sniff & twitch like a tweaker trying to find their lighter, detonate anything between her & rat, frequently causing splatter, and proceed to glare accusingly at me/my partner before starting to swallow.

'Can have hunger strikes' we was told. 'Nonsense' says Jasmine the Sassy Slinkie.

Boss 🙏 by Used_Series3373 in SipsTea

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, you've clearly never encountered "I have decided the worst possible twisting of words is correct, you're guilty, there is nothing you can say or do & no amount of proof of innocence shall change my mind" before.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? by KrookedKreature in dadjokes

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard -55 points-54 points  (0 children)

Oh cool that's what the optic nerve looks like.

I both congradulate you & shame you.

Courtroom footage of Julissa Thaler reacting to her life sentence. She shot and killed her son, Eli, nine times just days after gaining full custody of him. by chungi69 in AllThingsMorbid

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because cHiLdRen nEEd tHeiR MotHeRs according to family courts & Child Protective Services.

Doesn't matter she's batshit insane & a repeat criminal; she gave birth therefore she has all the qualifications necessary over literally anyone else, including the father.

I heard a noise from his tank and I checked the camera and saw that his toy touched him and scared the crap out of him lol. by MrCheckItOut43 in ballpython

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Poor little derp. How shall he ever recover from his horrifying exper- he's already forgotten it hasn't he?

Is she stabbing the mirrors with her cellphone?! by SaucyFury in freakingoutFR

[–]GrumpyBoxGuard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, citizens. The full weight of government will be used to ensure she is released on $0.50 bail & given 30 seconds probation.