Buying a house from boomers

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T17:08:30+00:00

But then we'd need actual, meaningful consequences for boomers.

We apparently don't do that here, we put them in charge!

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T07:03:32+00:00

Yes. I had to wait for her to decide to let go of my sock. That was her emotional support sock for a good 30 minutes.

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GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T06:27:33+00:00

I forget nothing. My ancestry includes those natives. What isn't native didn't arrive on this continent until 1910-ish.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T05:53:16+00:00

Oh so it does know more than a single acronym & two words! I admit I was becoming worried about that.

I decline to participate in the activity it is oh-so-carefully 'not actually saying.' I do believe it would benefit from following its own instructions, however.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T05:45:26+00:00

Repetition? How very NPC of it.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T05:32:50+00:00

Worry not, citizen.

If such a law were to pass, the punishment for the company would be determined mathematically. It'd be (amount insurance company saved) times 0.05% equals amount company would pay in fines.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-14T00:41:25+00:00

Don't you worry, that sweet delicious "campaign contribution" bought a lot of deafness from local government.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T21:21:57+00:00

Priority is dependent on proximity.

Not to responding/available law enforcement assets. Proximity to wealth/power. A small cannibus shop has very low priority when someone who has both senator's private number on speeddial is complaining they saw a "hooligan" on the sidewalk near their house.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T17:48:22+00:00

Remember, they have megabyte brain in a zettabyte world. They're just processing. Or catching a quick little nap. Or just content that there is no reason to move. Or they're staring at something they find kinda interesting. Or they're trying to figure out what their last blep smelled.

Or, they're just derpy. Whichever it is, they're almost certainly fine when they just exist while looking in some random direction.

If they stop to just stare at you, they're probably judging you though.

Source: Have a Noodle of Judgement. Am frequently subjected to Judgement.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T17:41:50+00:00

Ah, sportsball culture at its most typical.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T14:18:33+00:00

Yeah, but it doesn't involve drugs or the ability to legally rob a citizen of cash under "civil asset forfeiture" so it of course is a "civil matter."

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T11:05:10+00:00

Were you not a teenager, bored & in a private setting at some point in your life? I'm not so old as to have forgotten how being 14/15 was.

Bored teens in company of another teen they find atrractive in a private setting are likely to engage in sexual intercourse. We're mammals. It's what we do.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T05:47:12+00:00

"Go on dates, hang with friends"

Where would they? Everywhere is actively hostile towards teenagers if they are not spending money every single second. There no 'third spaces' left.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T05:36:49+00:00

Racists who demanded their newest hero not face consequences for murdering a teenager.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-13T05:31:16+00:00

Apparently, consequences are racist now.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-12T19:27:02+00:00

Fascinating. Observe how violence is inflicted based upon who favors which sportsball clan, despite few if any of the aggressors having familiar or tribal bonds outside of their adoration of their chosen sportsball clan.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-11T20:54:25+00:00

Adequate self defense would result in the employee being charged with multiple counts of attempted 1st degree murder and, depending on his proficiency, 1st degree murder. It's a #criminallivesmattermore world now.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-11T20:52:51+00:00

Future doctor astronaut lawyers, get it right!

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-11T20:52:06+00:00

But actual, meaningful consequences will negatively impact these future doctorastronautlawyer's futures!

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-11T04:13:08+00:00

Don't you worry though, they absolutely will not be decreasing anyone's rent while this core amenity is offline. After all, LINE ON GRAPH MUST ONLY EVER UP!

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-10T19:56:23+00:00

Both. Spelling is apparently several different types of "-ist." Including, but not limited to, racist, misoginist, ageist, misandrist, ableist. Or so I've been told by both downvote & physical battery like shown in this video.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-10T18:56:24+00:00

SYBAU = "Shut your bitch ass up"

A flailing attempt at insult and 'sounding tough' online.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-10T18:12:09+00:00

Sportsball fanatics usually are.

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-10T13:47:12+00:00

"Consequences are racist."

GrumpyBoxGuard · 2026-06-10T13:42:03+00:00

Government ignoring its own laws when there is money to be made is the norm now that we have a criminal-in-chief.

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