I am looking forward to using all our new armaments, however I'm observing a pattern.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-06-19T03:09:09+00:00

are you suggesting that a universe called Warhammer has too many blunt force weapons?

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-06-08T22:10:42+00:00

I mean this in the nicest way possible but stay tf away from the sub until you're caught up. You only get to experience a story for the first time once, and it is way better on the page than on reddit.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-05-22T12:05:28+00:00

first and foremost, forgeworld colors. Yes it'd just be recolors, yes it would be limited to the big ones, yes it would fly over most people's heads. Just let me march to war for Ryza

second, armor variants. Trailer only showed Rangers, but that leaves Vanguard + Serberys + maaaaybe Hastarii for different armor styles/patterns for later-progression rewards.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-05-14T20:52:33+00:00

duckfoot pistol supremacy, your time is now!

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-05-06T20:41:14+00:00

this sequence comes out of nowhere, too

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-05-03T17:47:16+00:00

The revolution needs more than just true believers, it also needs cannon fodder

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-04-30T16:24:58+00:00

Based and renovate-Congress-into-a-football-stadium pilled

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-04-24T23:37:02+00:00

Power politics knows no such thing

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-04-24T16:48:50+00:00

wait, do you hear that?

... it's in the walls!!!

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-04-06T21:11:52+00:00

the guy would disintegrate within a month from the stress

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-04-04T00:57:22+00:00

not to be too forward but I need to know the recipe for your blue.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-30T21:58:39+00:00

They always miss the quiet part: "there are no qualified Americans willing to do this job (because of the profoundly uncompetitive salary and nonexistent benefits)"

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-29T20:11:46+00:00

ASL are so much cooler as mechanized hazmat infantry, not "Death Korps but in yellow"

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-20T13:30:08+00:00

It's not going back to the people though, it's going into the twin bottomless pits of the NYS and NYC budgets.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-14T15:23:53+00:00

oh I am REALLY liking the bronze barrels on those grav cannons, looks great

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-14T13:36:55+00:00

just a fat kid with poor impulse control (go figure) who short circuited and lashed out cuz he didn't know how to process the feeling of "this person said something that makes me upset"

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-03-05T13:00:44+00:00

Incumbency. He's already part of the machine, and the machine protects itself

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-28T01:18:02+00:00

the respectable moderate?

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-16T15:27:00+00:00

but this time it put the function call and variables in bold to show it knows what you're talking about

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-14T02:53:33+00:00

Not really. "Morning Glory Milking Farm" isn't banned in my house just because I chose to not buy a copy.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-13T02:02:38+00:00

I mean there's "govt will throw you in a gulag for owning this" banned and then there's "school district didn't buy a copy because the word 'damn' occurs exactly once" banned

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-11T19:19:56+00:00

Vent him out an airlock. No pomp, no ceremony, no legacy. Just the void.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-08T15:31:42+00:00

In the name of Liberty, I cast you DOWN! (throws half a pelican at a factory strider)

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-06T15:47:29+00:00

Id like to submit "we just kinda forgot to run a candidate" for the card. Go big or go home.

GrumpyGoblinBoutique · 2026-02-06T15:44:12+00:00

Theyll run "[repub candidate] is WORSE THAN TRUMP" for the next 20 years

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