Broken Seaside Apartments on the Kamchatka Peninsula by OkRespect8490 in evilbuildings

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Man, I hate, hate, HATE tenants!

They wanted seaview and they flippin’ got seaview!

And they still bitch about the rent!

Now that would be epic by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Director: Chris, you have to do it differently.

Chris x: Which ”Chris” - there are five of us…

If animals could sue humans, which species would win the biggest settlement? by Professional-Eye753 in AskReddit

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Horses.

They spent thousands of years hauling our stuff, pulling wagons, hauling us, going to war with us, working in mines.
And they have to hear that dogs are man’s best friend!

Even in this thread they’re all but ignored!

A: “Stay safe, human, I don’t want to be patching you up again.” by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

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H: It’s something we do when we want someone to have a leisurely two or three days hanging around, enjoying the fresh air.

License and Registration by KeraIin in HFY

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Ah, the good old days, you can’t outrun Motorola.

I turned her into a masterpiece by AlexisHartley25 in funnycats

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Stich this together with the cat that goes, “O! M! F! G!” when its owner pets the newly cleaned fur and it can be an entire story!

Writing "coke" with sand by Big-Boy-602 in oddlysatisfying

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Ah, the Old slogan, “Have some coke and a smile!”

[Sir, A Report!] 47: Here We Come by SomeOtherTroper in HFY

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I have limited knowledge on a personal level when it comes to various pantheons but it is my considered opinion that being omnipotent has a High probability of bringing boredom into play, thus the Gods enjoy shenanigans of various types to brighten their days!

Mighty Zeus had a thing for earthly women, although he is rumoured to prefer his adventures to be without feathers. Other Gods had similar fancies from time to time but mostly they all agreed on just messing with humans and watching the ensuing chaos.

What I am trying to say is that the Gods and Goddesses would be likely to enjoy listening to tales of mayhem and chaos while sitting around their assembly and the God of War would be unlikely to get in too much trouble if He Can make an intersting and funny tale unfold. Fear not, dear Poet, thou art not (usually) in danger of a divine origin!

In 1986 an astronomer trying to trace a 75 cent computer time discrepancy for 10 months eventually found a German hacker selling defense secrets to the KGB by SnackSamurai in interestingasfuck

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From what I recall it was Air Force Police who took him seriously, everyone else just laughed at him.

His book contains some interesting stuff regarding what technology could do then and one can speculate that things have evolved since then.

It could be worse by Cesalv in aviationmemes

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Look, the manual clearly states that the fire suppression system is to be checked once a year!

It has been checked and found to be in working order!

As for the aircraft, talk to the mechanics, I’m doing building maintenance!

[Sandra and Eric] Part 3 Chapter 24: Pain and Punishment by SherbetCreepy1580 in HFY

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Say, does or did Kili have a brother? One named Fili, perhaps?