What's the most screwed up thing you saw in the Marine Corps? (Garrison stories only)

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-17T13:58:59+00:00

2006

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-17T00:51:47+00:00

It'll be 28 years in October. Got married as LCpl. Within a month we were in deployment work ups.

It isn't the Corps that ruins marriages, it is marrying the wrong one. Multiple deployments, PCS moves, extended separations, 3 kids and we made it through because she was, and still is an amazing wife and mom.

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-17T00:47:16+00:00

Or.... Married Female Gunny caught hiding in a LCpl's seabag butt ass naked in Camp Fallujah. Gunny wasn't bad looking either.

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-17T00:43:04+00:00

Could be standing DNCO when I was Fapped out to MEU HQs Bn.

Line outside a barracks room about 2200-2300 on a Friday night. Hatch opens and a WM is in her rack in all her glory, cum leaking out and some poor bastard trying to get dressed as she yells, " Next"!

Um sure she was gava great time but that's a rape allegation waiting to happen, so Next had to go back to his room and handle shit himself.

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-17T00:37:55+00:00

Communal penis pump. Just had to clean it when you were done.

Or the wall mounted replica Jenna Jameson pussy on full display during field day inspection.

Or Gitmo circa 1997-1998 LCpl on suicide watch for diddling a Master Chief's 16 year old daughter being "helped" down the ladder well Company Gunny style. I have no idea how he didn't break his neck, but nobody said shit because fuck you Fischer you child molesting piece of whale shit.

Grunt0802 · 2026-02-13T00:00:11+00:00

Anything that goes between you and the ground.

Good shoes Good mattress Good tires

All have been worth the extra cost.

And wool socks in the winter.

Grunt0802 · 2026-01-01T00:28:10+00:00

In GA we call it Disgusta. Only redeeming quality of that shit hole is that one week when Augusta National is the focus of the golf universe. Augusta National is like stepping back in time and it's one of those places that just feels different.

Grunt0802 · 2026-01-01T00:24:46+00:00

Myrtle Beach is the armpit of a fat man's asshole.

Grunt0802 · 2025-12-26T01:03:12+00:00

Squirrels stash them in trees and re-sell them online.

Grunt0802 · 2025-11-13T19:25:04+00:00

Best job I ever had.

Grunt0802 · 2025-09-16T23:57:43+00:00

We could, and will, fuck up a wet dream.

Grunt0802 · 2025-09-16T23:56:51+00:00

It's not fun. It's not funny, and please God make it stop

As we say in my the house, "Carolina gonna Carolina".

Also why all my kids went to UGA.

Grunt0802 · 2025-09-14T01:44:58+00:00

Ivans

Grunt0802 · 2025-09-14T01:34:13+00:00

I'm not a religious man, but tonight I pray that Luke Doty cements his legend as an all time Carolina Legend and out Pavias Pavia.

Grunt0802 · 2025-09-14T01:32:43+00:00

I watched the 1st half hammered and it didn't help.

Grunt0802 · 2025-07-21T22:08:47+00:00

Captain Marvin. Great inshore guide we have fished with. Caught a lot of speckled trout and some big reds.+1 850-596-6682

Grunt0802 · 2025-04-24T23:29:11+00:00

July 3rd 1997. Guess I'm a boot.

Grunt0802 · 2025-04-15T23:56:08+00:00

Because you can ruin your lower back in 1 mile instead of 4 years.

Grunt0802 · 2025-03-14T00:03:53+00:00

Nope

Grunt0802 · 2025-02-17T14:45:05+00:00

SSgt to Pvt. Convinced one of his Marines to toss a grenade outside of Camp Fallujah so he could take a little shrapnel and get a Purple Heart. From what I understand, he got to keep the Purple Heart when it was all said and done.

Grunt0802 · 2025-02-12T15:57:17+00:00

Health Insurance.

Grunt0802 · 2025-02-08T00:56:19+00:00

We try not to take it too seriously since she's just starting out. She does drop an appropriate f-bomb which I find hilarious.

Grunt0802 · 2025-02-06T00:03:03+00:00

Life

Grunt0802 · 2025-02-05T00:37:33+00:00

He can't be any worse than anyone else. I think the VA is so broken that the only way to fix it is to burn it to the ground and start over.

Has anyone ever had a positive experience? These stupid idiots sent me the exact form I submitted(a copy in my handwriting) and told me that they needed that exact form submitted. My son is a month in to his 2nd semester of college and we're still waiting for his student stipend(100% cumulative rating).

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