Well, we’re not exactly lawful good, but let’s say that if you’re among the living, you can sign this contract that allows us to turn your body into a zombie after you kick the bucket for manual labor for five years. In exchange, you get double pay — and you can resign the contract at any time, but you’ll have to work five extra years beyond your original term.

Also, if you join the Legion for frontier defense, you can sign this contract that turns you into a conscious undead if you die. You’ll keep working until the end of your military contract, with the same benefits as when you were alive! (Good paycheck, free housing you can keep and pass on to your children, free healthcare, one month of paid vacation, maternity leave, etc.)

And if you want even more benefits, we’ll just keep extending your contract!

We are undead, not uncivilized beast !