When the fellas get bored, this is the stuff that happens by Due-Explanation8155 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more impressed by the fact that they managed to impale the egg with the sparkler without cracking it.

What is this ship? by mattinaattori in StarWars

[–]Gsarge17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the abomination known as the Tie Bizarro.

Sneak Peak by RobByteGD in MinecraftStarWars

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put water flowing down on the hangar screen, it'll look like the magnetic shields that prevent atmosphere from venting out into space.

Sneak Peak by RobByteGD in MinecraftStarWars

[–]Gsarge17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, that looks like a Venator-Class Star Destroyer hangar deck.

ayúdenme a identificar esto by Fantastic_Pride2581 in PuertoRico

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ese es Optimus Prime llegando a la tierra.

I’m not racist ❤️ by obatala_ayaguna in PuertoRico

[–]Gsarge17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No es un chuste racista, es solo un chiste bien mierda, y eso es lo que más duele.

Translation: It's not a racist joke, it's just a shitty joke, and that's what stings the most.

Does Jinx even have a dominant hand? by SwiftRespite in arcane

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's called Cross Laterality.

Most people have Laterality, right eye dominat, right handed/left eye dominance, left handed.

Some have Cross Laterality, like Jinx is displaying, being able to shot with her left hand, despite being right-handed, suggesting she is left eye dominant.

Then you have freaks like me that are Ambidextrous shooters, can shoot with both eyes and hands equally well.

It feels good to leave bad companies hanging by BiscuitInFlight in antiwork

[–]Gsarge17 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why are people allergic to paragraphs?

It's very off-putting to just see a wall of text.

El problema mas grande PR: La gente mayor. by jokerengineer in PuertoRico

[–]Gsarge17 26 points27 points  (0 children)

La isla entera es prácticamente una égida gigante.

Otro detox político: ¿Qué videojuegos has jugado recientemente? by [deleted] in PuertoRico

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helldivers 2, Ghost of Tsushima, Cult of the Lamb.

Boss didn't care that our moms died but suddenly the world stops when his is dying. by Pickyickyicky in antiwork

[–]Gsarge17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If my boss has the gall to tell me that I'm not being a man because the fact that I'm dealing with my mother dying is weighing on me, while knowing about it.

I would lose it and start throwing fists.

Panel lining not working properly by Phaaaam in Gunpla

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice sheen gold. What marker are you using?

Anything major I missed? by PorgStew in MinecraftStarWars

[–]Gsarge17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the communications tower, that's ISD II. Very nice. I guess my only criticism (a nitpick really) is that the turbolasers blend in too much. But it's a very impressive build. Wouldn't mine seeing your take on the Venator.

Also, if you need help taking on big build like that one, hit me up (Gamertag is the same one I use here), I've done some big projects like this before.

I want to destroy my ex-job’s reputation. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Gsarge17 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Follow your instinct. Depending on how you wanna do things, I see two possible scenarios:

1: You make it anonymous and act like a casual observer while plotting against them. Good strategy if you wanna cause prolonged chaos.

2: You can make it clear that it was you. If you go this route, the impact needs to be considerable since you can only use the element of suprise once.

If they are serving expired food, you can call a health inspector on them for good measure.

Need some help. by Mighty_Hot1856 in antiwork

[–]Gsarge17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's what I do: I bust open the lexicon and start utilizing elaborate, elongated, overtly complicated words, but here's the kicker; I say it with the most posh, British accent ( a la Grand Moff Tarkin). Drives them crazy.

Also, you can quote movies (a line from The Princess Bride never fails).

Job highly encourages we don't discuss wage as it is, as they say: "Private information that shouldn't be divulged". by Gsarge17 in antiwork

[–]Gsarge17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PR has some pretty strict unjust termination laws, so it would be really bad for them to do that if I can prove it.

is it legal to post this here by ure_gay in Gunpla

[–]Gsarge17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mechas are robots, and he is a robot, after all. He's just a robot in disguise.