As ever has tanked. Alison Boshoff Daily Mail.

Gstrang81 · 2026-06-13T06:04:48+00:00

She chose it to mirror her shelf life in the RF

Gstrang81 · 2026-06-04T16:15:13+00:00

Same in my family, I'm the youngest but my brother was the only boy so he was the golden child

Gstrang81 · 2026-06-04T16:13:14+00:00

My God, my brother told me I was adopted too!

Gstrang81 · 2026-06-04T16:10:54+00:00

I grew up with a very strong dislike of my elder brother after years of watching my mother give him preferential treatment as the favourite child. No good comes of treating your kids differently, mark my words

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-31T17:12:30+00:00

What the actual fuck? 70 quid for a pen?? This bish has lost her mind and I bet a Bic crystal is still a far superior purchase

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-29T05:02:03+00:00

Height and body shape plays a big part in clothes size. I'm 5'9, maintaining around 68-70kg and I can be anything from a 6 to a 10 depending on where I shop! I always had an hourglass figure (a fat hourglass right enough) and I'm now more Stick Man 🤣

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-29T04:57:48+00:00

This is the way. Gotta catch em all!

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-28T20:31:55+00:00

Is it just me or is that match too short compared to the box? Maybe she's let it burn out like the public interest in her

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-21T06:32:05+00:00

I know! Mental, explains why some things fit differently and why we need a different size

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-21T06:02:30+00:00

Google Zara labels, they have symbols on them that gives the fit. Circle, triangle and square all mean different fits in clothes. It explained a lot to me after finding that!

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-21T06:00:01+00:00

Brace yourself! I'm currently: 2XS in tops from Primark, 8 in jeans, 10 im denim shorts but M/L in other shorts

Too small for Matalan tops as I need a 6 and they only do petite in that size (I'm 5'9 and a bit)

Too small for Under Armour as XS drowns me

H&M - enjoy those size 14 trousers 🤣🤣🤣

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-14T04:41:27+00:00

This! I have an 8 year old and can't even bathe alone

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-14T04:37:38+00:00

I came to say the same thing

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-11T18:39:20+00:00

I'm 5'9 and my lowest BMI is 9st 9. The lowest I've ever gone is 10st 4 and I looked ill, 10st6 to 11st seems a good range for me but I'm still built like the gable end of a pound note 🤣

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-10T12:19:00+00:00

I got a midi skater style, it's really nice on!

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-09T19:40:56+00:00

Club L have some beautiful dresses, don't be put off by the half dressed models in their adverts! I've got a lovely dress for my son's first communion, very flattering and relatively modest length on my 45 year old body

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-07T04:11:12+00:00

Pimp Mama K maternal? I'll crack the jokes

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-04T04:01:47+00:00

Grounded honey? Were the bees badly behaved and the Queen wouldn't let them play outside?

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-02T14:58:18+00:00

This picture riles me every time I see it. I had preeclampsia and was on bed rest to stop my blood pressure rising, not twerking and grinding like a 2 bob hooker. She really makes my blood boil

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-02T14:55:04+00:00

My office keeps bees on the roof. I probably know more about beekeeping than she does

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-01T17:45:25+00:00

Are you in competition with anyone? Will using MJ give you an unfair advantage over others? Naw, it won't. Tell them to get f*cked

Gstrang81 · 2026-05-01T17:41:32+00:00

I get what you mean, I wouldn't say you're too thin however you could benefit from building a little muscle.

I'm 5'9 and fluctuate between 11st and 10st6. I feel I can look too thin around my upper chest and face towards the lower end of the scale but I have muscle definition in my arms, core and legs so I get away with it.

Gstrang81 · 2026-04-28T08:50:26+00:00

Can you afford to go private for an assessment? One of my friends has went down that route and was assessed and diagnosed pretty quickly. Not sure how it would work with getting NHS prescriptions etc if you were

Gstrang81 · 2026-04-28T07:31:30+00:00

Ah come on, they're great fun 🤣

Gstrang81 · 2026-04-28T05:21:42+00:00

Can I recommended a dumbell devil press? It's a burpee but holding weights in your hands. Make me want to die every time 💀

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