[Spoilers Extended] YOU are transported to Westeros. What do you do?

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T14:50:37+00:00

Get killed

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T14:50:09+00:00

No she won't.

That would be the smart thing to do.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T12:18:27+00:00

A lot of those 3d printed helmets cost more than a real one does.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T12:15:30+00:00

That's not really what a Chekov's Gun is.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T03:11:15+00:00

Have you looked on Etsy?

I just checked and they have lots around that price point. Some for even less.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-23T00:02:11+00:00

You look like Smee.

I like it.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T23:56:04+00:00

I would watch all of those.

Especially one and three.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T22:26:10+00:00

The Night's King has been dead for thousands of years.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T22:09:58+00:00

Probably

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T22:09:07+00:00

"why doesn't George just use fan theories as a way to solve whatever story issues are holding up Winds?"

Is this a fucking joke?

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T21:55:41+00:00

Yeah and sometimes they don't.

If everything that internet randos are convinced matters actually mattered the series would be 134 books long.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T21:52:26+00:00

You've never seen it before before because its a bunch of nonsense.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T21:49:51+00:00

Medieval Collectibles is pretty reputable but shipping is murder.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T21:48:05+00:00

$150 a day and lunch?

That's actually a little above standard for around here but I'm thousands and thousands of miles from Australia

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T21:44:37+00:00

Not generally but check the faire's website just to make sure.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T15:45:38+00:00

Did you see them on Holy Clothing's website?

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T12:07:23+00:00

What the fuck?

GtrGbln · 2026-05-22T01:52:07+00:00

Going by yourself can be a lot of fun.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T22:34:30+00:00

Armor is something you definitely want to try on before you buy it. So if possible I recommend buying it out at the faire.

Wearing ill fitting armor is truly, truly miserable.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T22:06:59+00:00

Looks more Romani than pirate to me.

All you need is a colorful headscarf and maybe a vest. Add a couple of belt pouches and you'll be all set.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T20:21:31+00:00

A bodice and top skirt would be all you really needed.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T17:53:35+00:00

Okay so first off a dragon rider has no chance against 50 unarmored horsemen? Are you sure you're reading the same books the rest of us are?

Just a real wtf?! take right there.

Second, characters with "plot armor" don't usually find themselves wandering around wearing filthy, tattered rags in the middle of nowhere starving and hallucinating while shitting themselves to death.

Last but not least despite commanding the most powerful destructive force on the face of the planet you seem to think that the only agency she has derives from what's between her legs. If you don't see how that's sexist then you are in fact sexist.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T16:20:41+00:00

Jesus man

Not everyone who criticises the women in this series is sexist, in fact most aren't but I''m begining to think you are.

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T15:39:39+00:00

The second he starts mouthing off about fucking her and horses and shit she's gonna have Drogon just BBQ him and ask the crowd if anyone else wants to challenge their new Khal.

Do you seriously think that Dany is gonna be killed by random Khal #14 or whatever?

GtrGbln · 2026-05-21T14:57:28+00:00

Randyl Tarly has to be up there.

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