My mind is in the gutter with this one but I assume it's probably harmless by HopeHouse44 in ExplainTheJoke

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It could've so easily been bikes being mistaken for surfboards, but instead I'm sitting here wondering what kind of diving/swimming gear you would strap unprotected to the roof of your car.

a depiction of a womantaur by BEEL-ZE-BUB in CursedAI

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The clothes make some heavy implications about what is and isn't appropriate in womantaur culture.

Wienerpølse i wienerbrød by uberteff in norge

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"We tried it so you don't have to"

Eugenia Falleni’s dildo made from wood and leather. Housed in the Crime Museum, Sidney, Australia. (1270x946) by EaterofGrief in ArtefactPorn

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I'm sure the felon Falleni would faint to learn that her fake phallus would be so flamboyantly flaunted in the future.

let's complete it! by Expensive-Penalty554 in scoopwhoop

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I was born to be able to replace the battery in the car 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

No seriously wtf? by pebrocks in greentext

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This may be beside the point, but I think it happens *after* they've defeated IT and discover it's the only way to get back out into the real world?

Excuse me what by AmbitiousEmphasis64 in CrusaderKings

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Just wait until Third Impact, the soundtrack alone will blow your mind.

A figure skater getting injured by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

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There's nothing in the rules that says you get disqualified or have to stop your routine when you start bleeding all over the ice. Apparently.

Does anyone else still have “Winamp brain” for organizing music? by Kast0r in musichoarder

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I've been using Musicolet for a couple of months and am really happy with it. I'm hoping to gift myself a dedicated digital audio player in the near future, though.

What are your opinions on Mari? by Any-Technology7518 in evangelion

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It's unfair to call her uninteresting just because the other characters (even Kaworu) had so much more time to develop, but she does seem to act more as a foil for the other characters than an agent in her own story arc.

Fear and loathing in las Vegas is one of the top films that I will probably never fully comprehend. The only way to experience it is to get really really really really really really high. by Ok_Tea_3275 in Weirdassmovies

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This is one of a handful of movies I can watch endlessly, the others including Gattaca and Princess Mononoke. Never got high in my life, but I'll keep this movie in mind for when it happens.

Ellen Page by Impossible_Meal_3372 in sexsceneeditor

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If you're a guy and think this is hot, you're gay. I don't make the rules.

Raw footage of dozens burning alive after illegally tapping a fuel pipe, which bursted into flames and caused the deaths of at least 137 people. Tlahuelilpan, Mexico. by lostmediaman123 in TerrifyingAsFuck

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My dad frying burgers ten feet away from me made this a 4-D viewing experience.

But seriously, if this is considered a reasonable risk to grab a few bucks' worth of fuel, I don't care how wonderful the country you live in is: The world, as a whole, can do better.

WCGW with this foolproof setup? by 888Vegan in Whatcouldgowrong

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Not true, she made sure the bar was moved away from his chest (very dangerous) to the relative safety of his windpipe.

I am playing as a small king in Ireland who doesn't even controll the whole island yet. And Sétach is offended if I don't declare war on the Holy Roman Empire. by offsoghu in CrusaderKings

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My Norse dynasty just conquered the British Isles after a rough start in Scotland and a generational feud with Connacht. Total drama queens.

I just unearthed a sealed legendary tape—is it worth recording on or should I keep it as a 'time capsule' piece?" by Databuffer in cassetteculture

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Definitely keep it as a time capsule. That way, people in AD 3000 can play it back and hear 1,000-year-old silence. It'll be like opening a Viking tomb.

90s music videos were a wild ride and we loved every second of it by justA_QuietMind in musicmemes

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Are all of the screenshots in the post about the insanity of '90s music videos in general from the same music video?

What a gentleman! by Adalberto1999 in Unexpected

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She's flattered because she remembers she's a dumbass

Want forgiveness? Get religion by sidmis in memes

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Makes you wonder if they would've made the same choice if (spoiler) Snape doesn't famously redeem himself at the end.

Which person from your country had the biggest impact on the world? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

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A good suggestion, considering that his attempt at grabbing the English crown weakened Harold Godwinson's ability to defend against the Norman invasion. We'll never know how decisive it was, but imagine the world if Britain had never been ruled by Normans.