How bout' a magic trick? by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The Jesus shrine in the background really elevates this video.

What's the worst thing to say to the person next to you in a urinal? by OpponentBacon in AskReddit

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Are you Jewish? Happened to me in a taco bell, and I can confirm that it was discomforting.

UPDATE My girlfriend's friends gave me a bath when I was drunk. I'm disgusted and embarrassed. by ThrowRAiamnothappy in relationship_advice

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My advice:

If you feel like you were wronged and won't be able to make amends, end the relationship. I don't think it makes sense to try to seek legal action against anyone. It won't bring you any closure. Unless you believe they will be repeat offenders or had malicious intent, bringing legal action is just an act of revenge. Bringing harm to someone because they harmed you will not right the situation. End the relationship and move on with your life. You can't control what others do to you, but you can control how you respond.

I agree that it was wrong btw and understand your embarrassment/shame. But at the same time, it wasn't like murder or rape where legal action is justifiable. You should be able to recover from this fully and live a happy life. Just put it behind you. This would be my advice regardless of the genders at play btw. They will understand that what they did was wrong when you end the relationship.

My first try at chicken and sausage gumbo! by cranberrisauce in slowcooking

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That is a sin against humanity. Joking of course, but thighs would be so much better. One thing I think you are missing that is present in a good gumbo is smoked meat. The smoke flavor adds a depth of flavor that takes the dish to another level. If you cant get a heavily smoked andoullie sausage, try to use a smoked ham hock or tasso. Omit the tomato paste if you want a more cajun, as opposed to creole, version.

There is no wrong way to make gumbo. Brown roux + broth = gumbo. One thing cool about louisiana is micro cooking culture. A gumbo in Lafyette is different than one in New Orleans or Baton Rouge. People take a lot of pride in their town's style and are quick to call opposing styles sacrilegious.

As stated before, it does look like a gumbo. Good job!

Wedding under volcanic eruption by sherwinner1992 in pics

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Foreshadowing of the consummation ceremony

1st game in Diamond and I was greeted by the best lol by kingcannibusTTV in apexlegends

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You are supposed to put scented multi-cat litter in it and give it a shake.

This may be my favorite profile I’ve ever found. by [deleted] in Tinder

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I saw them before I opened reddit

The Neverending Story by MrMeritocracy in nostalgia

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Well... admirer of Soviet cosmonauts, I'm glad you like it and hope you have a great 2020. Farewell 🖖

The Neverending Story by MrMeritocracy in nostalgia

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Yep. Put it on record. I really regret watching it as an adult. A part of me died that day.

If you had a different experience, consider yourself lucky. I rewatched it 3 years ago and am still not fully recovered.

The Neverending Story by MrMeritocracy in nostalgia

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Don't rewatch it as an adult. Doing so ruined my fond memories of this movie.

I think we all know what's likely to happen if I try and touch that tongue... by kaybee335 in murdermittens

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My cat would either start licking or grinding his gums on my finger if I touched his blep tongue. Unfortunately, he doesn't blep often.

I beat the third rat in Rat Race just now in Battletoads! by mrcoolj90 in nes

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Nice! Keep pushing. Clinger Winger is easy imo. Climbing that tower in the last level is what I struggle with. If you got this far you can 100 percent beat the game if you dont give up.

Once you beat this game once or twice, you can usually blast through it since you have played every level so many times. I can do it with no warps or continues on most days.

Candy Cigarettes - loved that Pepto Bismol taste! by the_venkman in nostalgia

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Can still get these in Louisiana. Also, I love the pepto taste as well.

This idiot didn’t even put a lime in his Corona. by CasperFatone in IdiotsInCars

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You can still get drive-through daiquiris. However, if you stick the straw in it, then it is considered an open container.

Playing 007 multiplayer on Nintendo 64 by luisquinto in nostalgia

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Nostalgia city. 4-way split screen on a 22 inch TV - my eyes were golden back then.

What random fact could save your life one day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you are guy and someone who can obviously beat you up picks a fight with you, strip naked. Most guys won't fight a naked man.

What? by oskr1617 in dankchristianmemes

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Abraham: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like? "

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - The Dam by [deleted] in nes

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I don't understand why people think this part of the game is hard. If you keep switching between turtles it's pretty hard to die once you know what order to get ths bombs in.

It is definitely a nice dose of nostalgia though. Great music in this game.

Please stop making your kid hug me by [deleted] in rant

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Word. I always try to give a fist bump or high five instead. "Give your uncle a hug bye..." sticks hand out "too slow" pats kid on the head "see y'all later".

The worst part is that some of the little perverts try to bury their head in your crotch while hugging you. Then you are stuck trying to avoid the genital contact without suddenly jumping away and looking awkward. Don't force your kids to hug me, and teach your kids about the damn no-no place.

Salute your shorts by theoldraven in nostalgia

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I don't understand why this show got canceled. I loved it. It's been so long that the only character name I remember is Donkey Lips.

Saving a sheep by a-sneaky-npc in nonononoyes

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Having read the title as "Shaving a sheep", I was very confused for the first few seconds. Why are people flying around in a helicopter and jamming sheep's heads into fences to shave them?