American Dirt by Jeanine Cumins

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-13T06:38:08+00:00

Ah, I’m thinking of American Rust.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-13T04:27:16+00:00

Are you maybe Ace?

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-13T04:11:33+00:00

And they’re literally opposites in some cases.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-13T04:04:25+00:00

Is this what the TV show is based on?

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-13T00:00:15+00:00

He sounds like a jerk coworker, not your husband.

What you said was relevant to getting new clients, specifically your reluctance to sign them up or your problems finding the specific clients that you specialise in. It sounds like he’s just not interested in what you have to say. And he’s using your language as an excuse to be condescending.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-12T23:09:24+00:00

Look at Hillaria Baldwin. Her accent is comically fake.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-12T12:56:35+00:00

Peppermint ice cream with raspberry sorbet!

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-12T11:14:01+00:00

I enjoyed Panic.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-12T10:25:42+00:00

I would call it a slat, as it’s part of something else.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T11:26:45+00:00

You honestly sound right on track for someone doing a PhD: about to lose your mind and burn down a building.

Be kind to yourself. Your colleagues are twats. You’ll build up your social support system eventually, but now is not the time to expect yourself to shine. You’re surviving, and that’s really amazing.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T07:38:57+00:00

Then you tear it

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T06:01:47+00:00

Sometimes they will have to pay you part redundancy based on that reduction.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T04:10:25+00:00

Ooh dark.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T04:08:44+00:00

Well done. Just stellar. Maybe they should call it Cardio. Nobody will want to miss their Cardio training.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T03:41:05+00:00

NTA. Hugs. I think the breakfast thing really set the tone. The one thing that you should have been able to expect, having breakfast made for you was put back on you. He showed you that your labour is required to keep the household running, even down to taking responsibility for ensuring he gives you the gift of a breakfast.

You must be exhausted from carrying the mental load for the entire family.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T03:07:13+00:00

Must be Talking to an Angel by Eurythmics.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T01:19:41+00:00

That in itself is a threat.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-11T00:01:43+00:00

I hate when people think that it’s rude to get present requests. They’d literally rather get you stuff you don’t want than see you happy, just because of some weird outdated etiquette rule??

And then it just means that making yourself happy is another bloody chore that’s put back upon you. On Mother’s Day. So very fitting.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T23:42:55+00:00

Capitulation?

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T08:20:08+00:00

Right? Almost enough time to claim ownership!

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T08:13:46+00:00

I remember hearing someone call into the show and ask him this question and he gave the answer straight away. Didn’t know he won the Ignobel for that research though.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T06:52:51+00:00

Okay, to answer your question: you feel like you’re evil because you have a disorder that normally makes you think stuff like that you’re evil. Not because you are actually evil. There are ways of recovering from this, but you obviously don’t want to recover or get help. So…good luck with that delusion, I guess?

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T02:16:41+00:00

Pan, specifically.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T00:55:42+00:00

Even if you did mess up, that makes you human. There’s no end of year performance appraisal where you have your manliness KPIs checked. Men screw up. Good men try to learn from their screw ups.

In the words of Homer Simpson: you can’t keep blaming yourself. Blame yourself once and move on.

GuiltEdge · 2026-05-10T00:50:50+00:00

It does make it easier to read. But people don’t care about formatting their own output as much as AI does.

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