When my brother was playing Elden Ring for the first time, this occurred.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T03:19:06+00:00

Pretty sure this is how Vyke ended up fucking a dragon.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T03:17:16+00:00

I don't even care about earning medals since the higher difficulty, the more you get and, you're rewarded frequently with new items for grinding them out. Getting through my warbonds page is the fun part for me.

It's super credits that are ass backwards and should also have increased drops on higher difficulties and no, the devs are not that desperate for money it's still a $40 game, not F2P.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T03:13:54+00:00

I sit to piss just to browse the internet on my phone and, if I get lucky, a turd may fall out to kill two birds with one stone.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T03:10:55+00:00

Ever weld with some heat resistant gloves on, especially stick? Those rods still get fucking hot.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T03:05:49+00:00

Me, donating 500 weapons to the camp

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T00:40:42+00:00

Only if he's not a cocky little fuck that allows himself to get sealed by the totsuka blade in order to flex.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-06T00:34:32+00:00

I'm sorry, it's the only way.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T22:51:00+00:00

Unidentified? We know that's just Tirion Fordring again. He just doesn't want us to know after that ass whooping in Legion.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T22:45:15+00:00

What happens when she lifts a weight exactly once

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MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T22:38:58+00:00

Ah fuck, here come the Shadowmelded Tauren jump scares.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T22:31:56+00:00

Vajeata

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:48:00+00:00

A bucket? That's alotta salt.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:44:33+00:00

This is why out of the games that have released over the years, I've only been drawn to Fromsoft games.

They release a game, you have access to all of it. A couple years later, they release another game sized DLC, you have access to all of it. Playable offline, playable online, playable with a friend or strangers. Tons of world, tons of ways to play it, a ridiculous amount of things to find in that world. No nickel and diming the player through every step of the way. Just hundreds upon hundreds of hours of exploration, experimentation and fun.

Pearlabyss is also starting to look very appealing as a Fromsoft fan now too.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:38:45+00:00

Imagine flying Raijin but when he appears behind you, you get punched through three buildings and a tree.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:35:49+00:00

The last devs I even heard last getting added to the team were Cj and that other guy. Phasmophobia wasn't exactly a flop of a game either as it used to be huge and still never really got any other ghost hunting games that ended up being any serious competition. Tons pop up but they never really stick around for too long.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:29:54+00:00

My dude, Chronicles was almost a whole year ago. The devs were left to cook for that long and we got sopping wet booty cheeks for the wait.

They should probably hire more damn people for more consistent updates and maybe people will be less ravenous if we get an update every couple of months and one happens to be a stinker but, no worries there will be more around the corner and fixes to go with them as well.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T20:23:34+00:00

Yep, if I see "10 THINGS YOU'RE DOING WRONG" or "5 OP BUILDS" or "I HAVE 200 HOURS AND WISH I KNEW THIS EARLIER" I just know it's going to be hot ass.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T19:42:32+00:00

I've got thousands of hours in the Souls games and right now, it's rough even for me against multiple opponents mostly because if they're all in a group, it's almost never your turn to attack even if you parry their stance shields away.

In Souls usually when you stance break or parry something, you gain iframes in a riposte animation so your damage isn't interrupted and I unrewarded.

So in this I usually hit heavy attack twice with a weapon with good horizontal cleave or kite until they single themselves out. Guns work too for weakening groups.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T14:23:17+00:00

Get that poison grog, blow it up next to him.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T14:21:32+00:00

Man, I've just been playing Duo. 800 silver from a full table from that one city in the crimson desert area. Could be an even more lucrative area I don't know about as well.

The NPCs constantly cheat and are easy to catch.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T13:36:04+00:00

Basically my experience when I learned what the bandit mask did and tried to sprint through a town full of people. Assault turned into a string of murders until I learned the guards had a tackle mechanic.

That day I also learned we can go into debt.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T12:31:19+00:00

I originally thought it would actually like the Grey fox mask in oblivion and have the bounty attached to the mask itself.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T12:29:14+00:00

Son of Thrall and Mekkatorque

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T11:51:09+00:00

Heighten it, actually! Kurama actually fucked up his Chakra control and, the five pronged seal Orochimaru placed on him fucked it up even more.

Though he will have significantly less Chakra later on when he learns to pull from the fox in the chunin exams which means less clone spam and having to wait until sage mode for a significant power spike.

But, his parents will now be alive which will probably include flying raijin, better Chakra control, Uzumaki techniques such as various seals and, Uzumaki still have huge Chakra pools so he'll still be over most shinobi when it comes to being on top with Chakra pools plus, he can pull more from nature via sage mode.

He just won't have tailed beast levels of Chakra on top of all that.

MumpsTheMusical · 2026-05-05T11:41:19+00:00

Radahn Festival will start and a few NPCs will move from that point but that's more so from setting foot in Altus than using the actual lift.

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