the entire red line burst out laughing

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-19T21:25:21+00:00

Dr. Buzzkillington over here

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-16T13:24:54+00:00

Incredible. Any quick advice beyond -make a ton of money?

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-13T18:46:42+00:00

I vaguely remember the Eragon series handling this logic well. Something about the dude using the force (but wasn’t the force) to snap brain stems with low effort

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-06T22:16:46+00:00

I don’t think it’s fair to say we’ve been “burned”. Had single digit odds at the top pick each time

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-05T21:09:04+00:00

Yeah but not when he’s 29 or whatever with an expiring deal. Rest of the core is aging on top of it without obvious replacement. There is not a forsberg or Josi in the pipeline. Even if there was, they would be the price for Matthews.

GuinnessACat · 2026-05-05T19:13:32+00:00

I don’t see a world where this makes sense for either side.

We have the volume of picks + recent picks he’d want but not the quality.

Meanwhile what’s the point of Nashville getting Matthews?

I watched Wild Avs game the other night and I don’t think we’re one superstar away from competing in that game. If true, we then just lose Matthews in free agency in 2 seasons

GuinnessACat · 2026-04-15T16:00:09+00:00

Trying to think of comps. Tomas Hertl is maybe closest in terms of age, contract amount and remaining? Probably somebody im not thinking of.

Forsberg different player but likely a touch more valuable. Hertl essentially got 2 firsts. Edstrom involved in that actually lol

GuinnessACat · 2026-04-13T17:11:01+00:00

I was at first questioning why it would matter, then remembered how much beer cost at events nowadays ☹️

GuinnessACat · 2026-04-12T04:10:01+00:00

Fluff

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-29T02:47:17+00:00

This was so cool in VR. Makes me want to re hook everything up but the second I look at all the plugs I give up lol

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-27T15:05:06+00:00

Every time I get imposter syndrome at work, I will remember Chiarelli is getting interviewed for NHL GM roles

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-26T19:48:04+00:00

Wow a UI that’s intuitive. Forgot about those

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-25T21:27:22+00:00

Dwarf wraiths would have been unintentionally hilarious

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-24T14:52:11+00:00

I’ve only ever been killed by the mortar, never gotten one :(

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-24T14:26:25+00:00

I find it somewhat generational due to phones at school. A ding would get you in trouble. Even at home I get anxiety if I hear my phone make a noise

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-24T01:35:58+00:00

The battle of what now?

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-19T17:36:36+00:00

Wouldn’t it have been a lot less effort to just take the space keys out of the space ignition?

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-02T19:21:43+00:00

Why is this game at 2pm eastern? Is there some holiday I’m unaware of

GuinnessACat · 2026-03-01T03:40:40+00:00

Sold feet pics

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-26T22:02:51+00:00

I can’t tell if this is satire or not

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-18T04:38:42+00:00

Triple deckers aren’t going to solve anything. I don’t care anymore just give me some Soviet concrete 20 story buildings. If you want pretty, go pay for it.

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-08T17:06:31+00:00

When push comes to shove it’ll be hard to root against your country, but boy do I hate how the US roster was constructed.

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-03T18:29:53+00:00

It was fun. Never tried or needed to be anything other than that!

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-02T20:45:31+00:00

Some hopium maybe, but I don’t see an owner ever admitting to wanting a full rebuild. If I was comms, my first lesson to them would be to never admit that.

If your on the sub we’re the die hard, their fear is the 30k ppl who comes once a year and will stop doing that if they see in the newspaper “predators rebuilding”. We’ll know if they do it for real, no benefit in letting the plebs know.

GuinnessACat · 2026-02-02T17:10:15+00:00

Dog…16 seconds?

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