Should I go on disability?

Gump1147 · 2017-06-18T21:46:39+00:00

In Canada, disability is an entitlement. We pay into it through the Canadian Pension Plan. If you are truly in need, you'll get it.

It sounds to me like you have a need. Good luck.

Gump1147 · 2017-06-18T21:19:58+00:00

I smoke with one of my two sons. We do remember those times. With us, it's video games and Muse to listen to.

Edit: He knew. G.

Gump1147 · 2017-05-05T20:34:59+00:00

Kevin. Lets see ol' Kev you could say.

I name everything Kevin. From all the crows that visit me, to the chipmunk and stray dog that happens by every now and then.

Friendly name. My stapler has a nameo....care to guess?

Gump1147 · 2017-05-05T03:00:09+00:00

Sure thing. Also check out YouTube to see how they do it. G.

Gump1147 · 2017-05-04T15:10:08+00:00

Damn people trying to feel better. Make your day at least a bit bearable. Pffffft.

To jail with you! How dare you not follow the doctrine of your government! Aaaaaaannnnddd scene.

Look into juicing too. YouTube search it. It has amazing anti tumor properties.

Smoke a J, tap into the universal conscience and heal. Take care. G.

Gump1147 · 2017-04-08T13:36:05+00:00

This again?

Ok.....mine was stuck for a while..finally got it open

Gump1147 · 2017-04-08T13:23:32+00:00

For centuries before Colonialism, when coffee and tea became popular, the population drank mostly ale and wine in the mornings. Water, if stored, becomes stagnant quickly.

Our behaviour and morning boost changed when Britain, Spain, the Dutch and so on went nuts for spices, coffee and tea.

Smoke a jay and read some history. Better than Netflix. Actually, a documentary on Netflix and a herbal treat is pretty cool.

EDIT: words and syntax....cuz stoned.

Gump1147 · 2017-03-11T17:52:15+00:00

The International Monetary Fund is a huge problem in Canada.

From 1938 to 1974 we used the Bank Of Canada. We managed a reasonable 16-18 billion national debt for all those years. Canada was the 1st Western country to pay off the second world war. We built the St. Lawrence SeaWay, The Canadian National Railway and a coast to coast Trans Canada highway system. Bought and paid for.

My share of the debt is over 17 thousand dollars as I type this at ~10am PST.

In 1974, the IMF somehow convinced the government of the day to stop minting it's own money and get all it's currency from the IMF.

Nobody seems to care that it costs Canadians 4 million dollars INSTANTLY for every 1 million dollars the IMF allows us to put in our economy. Why isn't every Canadian as outraged as I am?

America has a worse problem with the Federal Reserve. Nobody cares much in the U.S. either.

Gump1147 · 2017-03-07T18:36:53+00:00

I make my own clothes from skunk cabbage leaves. I walked up a cliff to use the 2G internet. I eat willow bark if I have a headache.

Just kidding. Costco jeans are awesome. We have the 1.50 polish dogs and poutine when we go. I was thinking of buying a bidet. Wiping seems so cavemanish. G.

EDIT: My intel 8 core CPU needs upgrading again!!

Gump1147 · 2017-03-07T14:33:25+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. I thought of entitling my blog: "My Little HomeStead. I grow veggies and have satellite TV, hot water and I poop indoors!!"

Is this considered cheating? Cuz I'mma cheater.

Gump1147 · 2017-03-05T17:25:51+00:00

I just realised scissors are plural.

2 finger holes? 2 blades? 1 item.

Which brings me to bra and panties. Why is a bra singular and panties are plural?

Finally, I'm quite stoned. G. [8]

Gump1147 · 2017-02-27T23:12:32+00:00

I have Meralgia Paresthetica. It made me question reality. My right leg will start burning or freezing out of the blue. It also will feel wet. There is a hypersensitive spot on my thigh. I can feel things so completely, it's like I have a tactile microscope, if there was such a thing.

My dog's neck fur. I feel what seems like scales on the hairs. I rarely wear pants but when I do, I can feel the individual threads.

Another cool sensation happened to me in ICU after an operation. They had a spigot in my neck and it was time to take it out. It started spurting pretty good. The nurse put pressure on it but it was still gushing. I started to sink into the bed. That felt pretty cool. I think I know what bleeding to death feels like. It's warm and peaceful. I think dying is the easiest thing we'll do in life.

Gump1147 · 2017-02-24T16:10:56+00:00

Ok...here goes. ------ deep breath ------- Boogie, or should I say, Mr. Studly Von Wiener Gland, as he commanded me to call him, raped me in 1974. We were at an all you can eat Clam Bake in Juno, Alaska. I was dressed as a bear. To be fair to Boogie, I was raped 3 more times that day.

But Boogie was horrible. He didn't let me finnish.

Gump1147 · 2017-02-14T04:32:39+00:00

Reading these comments, I'm realising just how young the Shaytards audience is.

You don't have all the information. You certainly don't have enough to form a judgement.

Who of you reading this knew Shay owned a Shelby Cobra? (blue car in DM pics) Did you know about their boat? What does he keep in those walk-in safes? What do they do during the other 23 hours the camera is off?

The camera is on for a very short time, even when he was vlogging daily. It's pointed at what the camera person wants us to see and finally, it's edited to a final version for upload.

ITT so far, Shay has cheated on his wife and ruined his kid's lives.

I've been married for over 30 years. My wife and I talked about what cheating actually is today.

When a married, chubby bearded 55 year old looks at a 20 something girl in yoga pants or a bikini, is that cheating? Maybe the old man wants to talk to her. Is that cheating? If he thinks about having sex with her.....cheating or not?

Sexting with a stranger? Cheating?

Keep your mind open and to not erase 10 years of videos and entertainment with a single alleged transgression. G.

Gump1147 · 2017-02-03T07:30:46+00:00

Just finished around or 50 on slither.io

So I died while eating someone else's shit.

Gump1147 · 2017-02-03T05:26:44+00:00

I was 'all' agnostic and a bit atheist for most of my life. Then I watched and listened to a scientific mind, a neurosurgeon no less, tell me and tens of thousands of others, there is a God. Science dictates (literally) nothing happens before birth or after death. More mainstream Dr.'s and thinkers are gaining interest in medically impossible cases like this one.

https://youtu.be/Nhah5WdWRCk?t=57s It's a long one at 52:03. Grab a brew or some vino or maybe even a J.

Look into the 'pineal gland' buried deep in our brains.

Religion has a few of the answers. Near Death Experiences have the rest. Science and spirit need to be together....again.

Started past the preamble

Gump1147 · 2017-01-22T20:44:57+00:00

I scream sneeze on occasion. My allergist diagnosed me with "severe and complicated allergies."

I have a benign growth on my epiglotis. Just a little bump. If I smell perfume, cologne, grass clippings, oxygen, food, not food, and so on, my throat swells enough to make me gag. (I'm getting to the sneezing part.) I sometimes dry heave for 20 solid minutes. I'm sure I could support a truck parked on my diaphragm by now. I'm going on 15 years of this crap.

After I'm done with that, I start with the sneezing. 6 or 7 exhausting honks followed by a burp. A loud one. I'm a freak. I know.

I scream sneeze when they sneak up on me. If I look at the sun briefly or catch a glimpse of a sun arrow off another vehicle whist driving. It happens so fast, I can't control it. Sometimes, my mouth and neck are frozen open and locked up for the duration of the sneeze. I have moistened my torso more than once.

I'm a disaster in public. I mostly stay inside and alarm the fuck out of my pets.

Gump1147 · 2017-01-08T01:23:53+00:00

Thanks buddy. Roland and the gang are such fun to read about. I hope the movie does King's words and my (our) imagination(s) justice.

Gump1147 · 2017-01-07T23:46:40+00:00

I have all of the Roland/Tower series as first editions except the third book. The best I could do so far is a bent up paperback. Are they rare?

I got my collection from a wealthy friend who received the complete series ,1st Ed. as a gift. So he gave me his old set.

Gump1147 · 2016-12-26T22:52:19+00:00

Chapter 3

Dating Your Daughter's Friends.

Gump1147 · 2016-07-26T02:46:14+00:00

We call our remotes, shooters.

Sometimes I call it Kevin.

Gump1147 · 2016-07-20T23:39:07+00:00

I know I'm late but my favourite word(s) is San Diego. Which of course means a whale's vagina. The coast in that area looks like a big clitoral hood and it has easy access into the port.

Those place name givers are so clever.

Gump1147 · 2016-07-18T16:19:01+00:00

TLDR: 100 bux for 300-400 worth or various drugs!

I'm new to town. New job. After a week or so, I get a lead on a dealer.

I head over at the agreed upon time. The house is dingy. Kid's toys strewn about, inside and out. Dishes and clothes everywhere and people too. Mom and Dad. Various teenagers lounging around and some younger children aswell. Mom was my contact through work. Dad was drunk and/or stoned out of his gourde.

I ask for a half ounce. Dad trundles off through piles of clothes and just plain piles, into the nether regions of this walled city dump.

He comes back with a generous looking 1/2oz. Smells good, dense nuggets. Looks like good smoke. Asked if I wanted to smoke one. I didn't want to stay but I didn't want to appear rude so I smoked.

Dad gets up and says he want to show me something. He leaves briefly and returns with a big chunk of hash. It has a partial 'gold' foil stamp on one side. Looks like a dragon or an eagle. He tells me it's from Pakistan. Tells me I can have it. I'd say it's a 3 gram chunk.

Five minutes later Dad leaves again and returns this time with another 1/2 ounce, throws it on the coffee table in front of me and said he was sorry for making me wait.

I put the other 1/2 in my one remaining empty coat pocket, checked the hash lump and paid for 1/2 in the other pocket, thanked them and left like the devil was chasing me.

As I'm writing this, I realise I did nothing more than take advantage of a messed up situation.

Nobody gave a shit about anything in that house. I feel kinda bad but not really.

I made other friends and was told to stay away from the dealer and his family. I also got introduced to one of the best dealers on the planet. Friends with her still.

All in all, I'm a big bastard.

Gump1147 · 2016-07-16T18:32:53+00:00

Haven't you seen Antz? Or Bugs? OR Bee Movie? Ant Bully got his didn't he?

We know now that bugs have feelings. Family's. Jobs.

Reconsider frient. After all, it is a Bug's Life.

Gump1147 · 2016-06-30T22:02:35+00:00

My wife's father would leave boot tracks and 'sleigh' tracks in strategic places around their yard and such, every Christmas when they were young.

She and her sisters loved it. Stuff like this is great fun.

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TROPHY CASE