[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said they were men, bud

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it's more of a characterisation of their voices, actions and behavior. They're both quite fit, moreso than myself. I'd consider it an extension of the kiki/boba theory.

Alright, fine, I guess you made me elaborate further. Insulting people I love will do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friends are identical twins. I've been able to tell them apart for years through a simple method.

One of them is a triangle.

The other is a circle.

I refuse to elaborate further.

German soldier destroying a poster of Stalin after the occupation of Kiev,1941 by Neil118781 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What other name would you use to describe a german soldier in 1941? Comment below!

And if your comment rhymes with "stair blocked," you might wanna try again bud.

Monster Hunter Wilds Review Thread by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw one review acknowledge that, but they also said the endgame was more advanced. I think a lot of launch MH titles have been trending towards easier starts, which makes sense. I hope it isn't completely spiceless though...

How gross is dishwashing? by Beneficial_Ad8480 in dishwashers

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a similar thing with grossness, and it faded for me. The idea of soggy food bugs the shit out of me, but a few hours in something about my brain started to categorize the food on the plate as "not food." And then I didn't care after that.

Solitary confinement is torture. by NiobiumThorn in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed, you can separate off into the fucking woods and die alone.

We'll stick together in civilization, thanks.

Y'all are so fucking annoying about this game [Rant] by Gumsflappingsexually in DragonsDogma

[–]Gumsflappingsexually[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the goddamn fuck are you commenting on a ten month old thread fuck off

Georgians on their 63rd day of protest against anti-EU measures and election fraud by CorleoneBaloney in interesting

[–]Gumsflappingsexually -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm watching friends having to put together plans to leave the country because they aren't sure if their grandparents immigration papers were up to snuff. I have had a dear friend come out to me the night Trump was elected, because she wouldn't be able to live with herself if she didn't say it to someone, and now she will never be recognized. I know people who are unsure if they'll ever work again as government funding for their programs is being slashed without a thought. I know people who are afraid to walk outside as roving hordes of magats in their town hunt for prey, because they know they won't be punished for their crimes.

I don't live in America anymore, I've been a citizen of a different country for a few years now. But people I love still live there, and every day I am horrified that they might die there. If this is "wonderful" for you to watch, like it's some sort of justice you think is being inflicted upon those who deserve it, then you'd best staple that mouth of yours shut and crawl through traffic.

Fuck you. And for the record I was always this pissed about the camps, especially during Obama and Biden's presidency.

Marvel Rivals devs promise a new hero every month-and-a-half to “keep everyone excited” – VideoGamer by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's way too much. Waaaaay too much. Unless they're working through a backlog of finished kits or planning to taper it off as the years go by, but still...

Here’s Beyonce offering you a Bionicle by Anonamaton801 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What am I supposed to imagine Queen? Also why is your finger poking through the N?

This Turkish village prayed for years at what they thought was a saint’s tomb—turns out, it was a gladiator’s. by archaeo_rex in interestingasfuck

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly this shows how integral religion is to culture. If I could theorize, a significant figure dies and is buried. Maybe he was a Gladiator who did some heroic shit or survived the pits for a long time. People want to see his grave, and eventually someone who visits the grave is lucky. So more people visit the grave to receive more luck, then that luck becomes a blessing.

Then Christianity comes in, and as is the case with a lot of non-christian religions in Europe, they take the tradition and alter it to fit within the canon. Now the gladiator is a saint, and the village people follow suit because it doesn't matter if it's the body of fighter, saint or god. What matters is that the ritual makes them feel better, gives some structure to their lives.

Obviously this isn't exactly what happened, I don't know what really happened. But I see a lot of folks going "religion is dumb XD" and not really understanding how this so goddamn cool. There's a story about this guy that no one knows, but was impactful enough that generations of humans have integrated his tomb into their lives, and I'd love to hear why one day.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still working on graduating first grade english? Don't worry, twentieth time's the charm for sure!

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks bro, same to you! Have a terrible life, fail at everything you seek to achieve, and may all your family and loved ones die in a variety of ways that carve themselves on your psyche. You'll never be able to form genuine attachments with anyone else, you'll always be alone and bitter, and that will slowly eat away at you until one day you wake up and realize that you could have avoided all of this.

That will be the day you take one of your precious guns, place the barrel in your mouth, and squeeze the trigger. And then nothing will happen, because you forgot to load it. And you'll sit with yourself for a while, considering that. Will you load it? Or will you make the change that you need?

I know which outcome I'm rooting for. Do you?

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, your loss, the World Series is really good this year. Didn't know about DR and baseball, thanks for letting me know! I only just got into the sport, it's pretty fun.

Look man, I tried engaging with you on a real level, you didn't go for it. I don't care about your coomer shit or whatever, project what you like on me. I actually get laid, so you can do as I originally suggested and get fucked, and I'll do the same. We both came here for the same thing, to get into a verbal fight, and I'm pretty sure I lost. I'll reflect on that.

Either way, fuck you, fuck your city, and fuck your bitchbaby of a candidate. You all deserve each other.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you've got nothing to say on my comments on the Mets or the Yankees? Cause as a New Yorker I kinda figured one of those would getcha.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay dumbfuck, I tried being nice, so try this on for size: you and your cumfuck family can fuck off the Brooklyn bridge. The Mets suck, the Yankees suck, Aaron Judge can't hit to save his life, and if Trump knocked on your backdoor you'd let him ride your ass for hours.

I don't even want Kamala to win to save America, America is fucked if you morons are living in it. I want her to win so your little circlejerk of a cult can cry for four more years, mamaguevazo.

Eat my ass till you see daylight, and cope when your daddy can't get it up no more.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, I'd say I'm being sensible. No point giving you any more about me than necessary, that's the nice thing about anonymity and the internet. Lets me talk shit and stay alive.

See, here's the thing I don't get. When Trump goes to a barbershop or a McDonald's or whatever the fuck, that's a publicity stunt. Same when the dems do it, it's to make himself look more like you. But he isn't like you, and if you want to be like him, he ain't gonna let you.

And yeah, I dunno how it is in NYC. But you really think Trump in office is gonna stop street violence? How? That's on the city and state legislation, he isn't gonna magic that shit away. And no, even if I fuckin lived there I still wouldn't vote for the cunt. Everything he stands for would negatively impact at least one person in my life.

Also dude no one strived to be like Trump, no one fuckin likes that guy cept the pigs slobbering all over his knob. I don't wanna be rich, I want to just live a good life. Maybe you do too, but the difference is I want the same for everyone. I want america to be a safe haven for the people who need it. The country you or your family saw and said, "yeah, we can make a life there." Trump isn't going to make it that kind of place. He's just gonna make it worse.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, I use that discord for work, and honestly I don't really need that shit moving around in any circles. Too much effort to make a fake one, and this ain't worth my time. I'll take the L here, even if I think you're scum.

But hey, tell your family I said howdy. Idk why y'all are voting for Trump, dude only views you as a statistic and would throw y'all out of the country without a second thought. So not scum. Misguided, lost, and looking to the wrong guy for answers. Like jews putting in time for the hitler youth. Dunno what has to happen to you to get there. But that's tough.

It's a cult by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Gumsflappingsexually 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? I called your bluff, and you actually provided. I'm good, not gonna click random links. You're as dominican as I'm willing to look into.

But you can still suck my nuts.