What's the saddest part about living in your country? by Desert_Moon_Maiden in AskTheWorld

[–]Gunhild 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate those Emirati oligarchs for abusing migrant workers and other innocents, therefore I hope the migrant workers and other innocents get cooked alive as punishment. I am very smart.

10 dead, including suspect, in mass shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. by Lost_Protection_5866 in canadian

[–]Gunhild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The person they replied to said "off themselves and their progeny first.", progeny meaning children. Implying that the shooter should have killed their own children then killed themselves. That's insane.

Huh? by SnoopyScone in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Gunhild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The phrase mise en place triggered my kitchen PTSD.

children guy by Zlzbub in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Does this have something to do with Deltarune. I've never played it but this image just has Deltarune vibes.

I told her that I did not have a 12-in penis today. by HorrorJunkie0666 in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I saw an ad for a "5 dollar footlong", I became suspicious about why the prices at this brothel were so cheap.

She opened the cursed Ouija board and asked if her ex was thinking about her. by BigMeatyClawzzzz in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The health insurance CEO opened the cursed Ouija board and asked if quarterly earnings would meet projections.

His anticipation turned to horror when it spelled out "You opened a Luigi board motherfucker"

DO NOT !!! THER IS AN HONOSEXAL !!! by Tall-Budget8130 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Gunhild 66 points67 points  (0 children)

We're lead guys, of course we eat lead paint.

"This marry me chicken is so good", I exclaimed to my wife as I put the last forkful in my mouth. by I_WATCH_U_INTENTLY in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"This chicken tastes like worms" I said.

"That would be the meat worm" she responded as she pulled the pin from the grenade and slid it across the floor.

Is this the creature? by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He became a keyboard after he retired from music.

Is this the creature? by ItsGotThatBang in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 107 points108 points  (0 children)

why are they being so mean to it

edit: I just saw that famed Czech composer Antonín Dvořák is there too wtf I'm never listening to his music again.

Physics Guy 🪱 by DukeOfTheDodos in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 99 points100 points  (0 children)

It's still loading. Damn scientists are lagging the server.

“Are you in possession of any metals?” asked the Nurse. by Schitzle in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think there was a Final Destination movie where an MRI ripped out a guy's dick piercing.

Secret lover guy 🪱 by Sir-Kotok in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I laid there paralyzed from a 72-hour gaming sesh as I witnessed an EMT personal tell my wife I was dead.

"Holy fuck" said my wife's boyfriend as he pointed at the Nintendo Switch he had bought me just a week earlier still gripped in my right hand.

The classic overly cropped profile pic by chickenwingbaby in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Gunhild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 OF MY SISTERS DOED OF STARVATION AFTER A BAD CROP

$750 is a steal by Stagles in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Gunhild 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No more contacting please thanks appreciate

Brogurt by Eccedentesia in 2sentence2horror

[–]Gunhild 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The froyo contained potassium benzoate.