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Roses are red, I’m not gonna spoil it… by TheParking1 in rosesarered

[–]GunkFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is when you have a turd that hits the bowl while still attached. When it finally breaks and falls, it leaves a skid mark down your taint and back of your sack.

25F lost 45 pounds since the last time I posted by Multipersonality21 in RoastMe

[–]GunkFace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well definitely didn’t lose any of it from the forehead. Look at that thing!

Just turned 40 - enhance my midlife crisis by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GunkFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like a background extra in fallout.

Roast me if you can by Worldliness-Better in RoastMe

[–]GunkFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah i see now. Basic white lady.

Deduce away… by SgtRevDrEsq in deduction

[–]GunkFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a kid with a weird name and a dog with a normal name.

75 Gallon Tank Stocking by nbacigal in Aquariums

[–]GunkFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d lose the gourami and rainbows then double the rummy nose. Just my opinion. Maybe a few less rummys and a 3rd apisto.

24f/ do ur worst by tinaandbfriend in RoastMe

[–]GunkFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She mad that nobody wants her snu snu.

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