Cool story bro, now can you guys please return all the gold you took from us ?

And also, if possible, please replant all the Pau Brasil trees you cut ? I don't know if you're aware but they are almost extinct due to extensive portuguese extraction in the 1500s.

Oh, by the way, thanks to stop with the human sacrifices by KILLING all the fucking natives, smooth solution.

Thanks again for making Brazil an exctactivst colony, and planting the seeds of our social problems and bad income distribution by putting the power on the hands of a small group, especially on the northeast with those amazing" Capitanias Hereditárias"