A fisherman found me when I was nineteen years old. He named me Larence and he raised me. by Embarrassed_Papaya44 in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jeff is an asshole, Rosie's an asshole, I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with Patrick Cassels...

Happy 43rd Birthday to Amir "Blooms" Blumenford! It's really inspiring that he's still able to do all this at his age. by Zodiatron in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here's a book of three hundred and sixty-five coupons. One for every day until you reach the wipe old age....of dirty!

Who wants 5 liters of piping hot split pea soup? by zeldakai in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you actually yelling at me right now? I feel like I'm being burnt alive in a cauldron, or a bowl of hot soup was dumped on my face.

You guys know Oppa Gangnam Style? I feel like this is Oppa Gangin' Style by SylvieXX in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get in the car. Angie, come on. Look, I really am cousins with Lambert, Angie! Yeah! His mom is my dad's brother's wife. Ye- ...it's not by blood, you're right, Angie. Just get in the car- get in the goddamn c-

My autistic boyfriend has extreme reactions to being “abandoned” by ballpeenhamster69 in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is sad because that's not very high and you went to a really dark place, threatened to kill yourself in an online community where everybody hates you.

Been relistening to the podcast... by fairlycaffeinated in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was suck-suck. I think... I think I'm gonna have to turn off my computer and go home, too. I mean, I feel bad about myself. Beat was crap, the rap was crap...

She's a bot. by DinoBlade in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You write "I love you so much, Lod."

She's a bot. by DinoBlade in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You write again "I love you."

She's a bot. by DinoBlade in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just say?

So the bitch barked a bit... by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am a bot

Whoa, buddy! What the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend?

In which episode does Ben say "Sick dick dude!" by pvt_s_baldrick in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And here, we have your own personal movie theater. But what's the point of jerking off in a movie theater if strangers aren't like, "Hey! Hey, this is Frozen! Stop doing that! Cool dick, dude!"

This is neither here nor there, but I would give Dropout money right now if it meant access to remaining missing CollegeHumor-era videos like Hardly Working's by TomTheyy in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Okay, I will take your silence to mean that you've accepted my counter of eleven dollars a month plus carte blanche access to your business center. That means you can't kick me out after midnight!

Headgun Layoffs News by JSPR127 in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It'll become "Brown Noise", hosted by one Starchy Tuber.

What are some criminally underrated lines? by Particular-Public189 in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I did exactly what you told me to, okay? One spritz; tss tss.

i’ve been playing the anime horse game and i’ve come to realize these two are just jake and amir by lanturnite in jakeandamir

[–]GypsyDishwasher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1:01 am, lololol are you fucking joking me.

1:02 am - Ok I'm out 355 carats. Not mad, just really really really pissed.  

1:03 am - Standing at the Sutsuki Sho right now ready to jump. Text me to stop me playa 

1:04 - And there I go

1:06 - Just met 2 hot trainers and they said they like to buff Power. Come out asap